01-13-2003, 02:34 PM | #1 |
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The Merced (Calif.) Sun-Star reported on Dec. 10 that an unnamed man was taken to a hospital in Modesto, Calif., after his head was split open by a brick. Police, called to the scene, were expecting to find foul play, but witnesses said the man was merely trying to see how high up he could throw a brick, and since it was dark (2:30 a.m.), the man lost track of the brick's flight and could not get out of the way when it came down on his head. Police said alcohol appeared to be involved. [Merced Sun-Star, 12-10-02]
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01-13-2003, 02:36 PM | #2 |
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that's not even funny, that's just incredibly sad
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01-13-2003, 02:37 PM | #3 |
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Well, it sounds to me like he was stoned...
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01-13-2003, 02:38 PM | #4 |
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Alcohol may have been involved??? No....really? no way.... Darwin strikes again...too bad they saved him.
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01-13-2003, 02:39 PM | #5 |
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Whatever he was... he needs to have his head examined.
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01-13-2003, 02:41 PM | #6 |
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JC, Johnny....why does misfortune of others bring out the worst in you two? Couldn't you have spared us from those awful puns?
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01-13-2003, 02:42 PM | #7 |
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Well, he can now answer to the question ... "What, do you have a friggin hole in your head or something?!?!?"
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Hey everyone- someone else's misfortune! *laughs at other's misfortune*
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01-13-2003, 07:15 PM | #10 |
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*kicks ladder out from under Talthyr*
Hey, you were right. Others' misfortune is funny!
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