Micheal The Dragon Master - Funny As ****

Lavindathar · 11-21-2001, 07:37 PM

POOR

There is a farmer and he buys a farm.
He needs livestock so he goes down the
street to the famer there.
He sees a chicken and says can I have that chicken.
The farmer goes "sure but around here we don't
call them chickens we call them cocks."
Next he sees a rooster and asks the farmer
if he could have it the farmer said
"sure but we call them pullits around here."
Then the guy says, I dont feel like carrying
these crates home do you have a donkey?
The farmer says that he could and that he
had to scratch behind its ear to make it go.
So the guy is riding home on his ass and see a beautiful woman.
He stops and gets her number. So he said to the woman
"Can you hold my cock and pullit while I scratch my ass!"

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Ace

Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession....to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts....but he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief physician. Horatio said "I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay bribes". Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed.
The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching lotion and poured a little of it into the Queens brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she dressed the itching commenced and grew in intensity.
Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the Dragon Master's mouth.
King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master and issued the imperial command. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote to the itching lotion, which Horatio had given him, into his mouth and for the next four hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts.
Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment. However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching lotion into King Arthur's loincloth. And Michael the Dragon Master was again summoned by the King...

Hiram Sedai · 11-21-2001, 08:13 PM

Dude, there are kids that read this thread. You should delete it or edit it to make it ineffectual. (seriously)

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 11-21-2001, 08:43 PM

I thought it was pretty funny, but maybe you should at least put a warning on it if its going to have any bad language and stuff in your post. Not to be ragging on you or anything, but i know alot of kids come here and they really dont need to be seeing that

Larry_OHF · 11-21-2001, 08:56 PM

Those are very funny!

I do not, however, know Ziroc's rule on such things.

I think that if too many people complain, or if you have a gut feeling that it may be inappropriate, then better safe than sorry.
I believe Memnoch stated that once; that if you feel it is wrong, you are probably right.

If you think that the jokes are ok, then you are entitled to leave them,...but do not be offended nor surprised if a moderator (that has controlling power on this forum, unlike myself), deletes it for you.

Lavindathar · 11-22-2001, 11:06 AM

Sorry, I didnt see it like that.

To me, that is no more offensive than a grapefruit...and I think all "kids" have heard worse......but if it needs deleting, then a moderator can do it, and I wont complain.....

I was just trying to share some happiness with the world.it made me smile.

Sorry again - and BTW - kids : dont read the above joke

Jerome · 11-22-2001, 11:15 AM

Oh please, most people hear worse jokes than this before they're into their teens. Spare me the "think of the children" routine [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

Neb · 11-22-2001, 11:18 AM

I'm agreeing with Jerome on this one, I doubt you'll find many teens that will be scarred for life by reading this.

Beaumanoir · 11-22-2001, 04:51 PM

Yea, I Really Do Think Youre Being A Bit Harsh [img]smile.gif[/img]

Redblueflare · 11-22-2001, 05:20 PM

It was funny, enough said.

Lavindathar · 11-22-2001, 07:14 PM

Hehe.

I'm just a funny guy.

Just kiddin!

11-21-2001, 07:37 PM	#1
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	POOR There is a farmer and he buys a farm. He needs livestock so he goes down the street to the famer there. He sees a chicken and says can I have that chicken. The farmer goes "sure but around here we don't call them chickens we call them cocks." Next he sees a rooster and asks the farmer if he could have it the farmer said "sure but we call them pullits around here." Then the guy says, I dont feel like carrying these crates home do you have a donkey? The farmer says that he could and that he had to scratch behind its ear to make it go. So the guy is riding home on his ass and see a beautiful woman. He stops and gets her number. So he said to the woman "Can you hold my cock and pullit while I scratch my ass!" ------------------------------------------------------------------- Ace Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession....to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts....but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who was the King's chief physician. Horatio said "I can arrange it, but I will need 1,000 gold coins to pay bribes". Michael the Dragon Master readily agreed. The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching lotion and poured a little of it into the Queens brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she dressed the itching commenced and grew in intensity. Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the Dragon Master's mouth. King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master and issued the imperial command. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote to the itching lotion, which Horatio had given him, into his mouth and for the next four hours worked passionately on the Queen's magnificent breasts. Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding payment. However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King. The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching lotion into King Arthur's loincloth. And Michael the Dragon Master was again summoned by the King... __________________ =@

11-21-2001, 08:13 PM	#2
Hiram Sedai Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 8, 2001 Location: Georgia Age: 54 Posts: 918	Dude, there are kids that read this thread. You should delete it or edit it to make it ineffectual. (seriously) __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit3.com/users/HADB/index.cgi?board=general&action=logout\" target=\"_blank\">HADB Messageboard Board</a><br /><br />Hopelessly Pedantic

11-21-2001, 08:43 PM	#3
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	I thought it was pretty funny, but maybe you should at least put a warning on it if its going to have any bad language and stuff in your post. Not to be ragging on you or anything, but i know alot of kids come here and they really dont need to be seeing that __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

11-21-2001, 08:56 PM	#4
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	Those are very funny! I do not, however, know Ziroc's rule on such things. I think that if too many people complain, or if you have a gut feeling that it may be inappropriate, then better safe than sorry. I believe Memnoch stated that once; that if you feel it is wrong, you are probably right. If you think that the jokes are ok, then you are entitled to leave them,...but do not be offended nor surprised if a moderator (that has controlling power on this forum, unlike myself), deletes it for you. __________________

11-22-2001, 11:06 AM	#5
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	Sorry, I didnt see it like that. To me, that is no more offensive than a grapefruit...and I think all "kids" have heard worse......but if it needs deleting, then a moderator can do it, and I wont complain..... I was just trying to share some happiness with the world.it made me smile. Sorry again - and BTW - kids : dont read the above joke __________________ =@

11-22-2001, 11:15 AM	#6
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	Oh please, most people hear worse jokes than this before they're into their teens. Spare me the "think of the children" routine [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] __________________ Psychos do not explode when hit by sunlight, no matter how crazy they are!

11-22-2001, 11:18 AM	#7
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	I'm agreeing with Jerome on this one, I doubt you'll find many teens that will be scarred for life by reading this.

11-22-2001, 04:51 PM	#8
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Yea, I Really Do Think Youre Being A Bit Harsh [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

11-22-2001, 05:20 PM	#9
Redblueflare Galvatron Join Date: May 9, 2001 Location: The backwoods in Georgia sigh Age: 39 Posts: 2,151	It was funny, enough said. __________________ <br /><br />\"If you ever need me just whistle, and i\'ll come running. I promise. <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" /> <br />Kupo, Kupo! A man can\'t get a sword if he can\'t dance! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

11-22-2001, 07:14 PM	#10
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	Hehe. I'm just a funny guy. Just kiddin! __________________ =@

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