12-01-2002, 10:56 AM | #1 |
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Sometime ago I posted a Thesaurus of euphemism for flatulances, ( I have since found a larger list). Here I am posting a very long thesaurus of euphemisms for barf. If you read beyond her and get grossed out its your fault.
/vomit/ v. spew out {or} up, spit up, belch forth; regurgitate, throw up, gag, retch, heave, {US} keck, {Colloq} puke, return (food), {Brit} sick up, {Slang chiefly Australian} chunder, {US} barf, upchuck, toss (one's) cookies, spiff (one's) biscuits A abdominable voorheaves air the diced carrots (Gerd R., student.tuwien.ac.at) alan's Psychedelic Breakfast (booda@navo.navy.mil) animate throat-missles (mac1005.kip.apple.com) anti-poop (mac1005.kip.apple.com) arf (ddmodell@mailbox.syr.edu) B backwards bungee (slip200.sirius.com) bad caugh (George Hau, mail.ast.cam.ac.uk) barf bark at ants barking turkey (montan.dsava.com) belch chasers (stei0302@cs.fredonia.edu) big spit (newspig) bit spit (garden.ucop.edu) blanch (absolut.osf.org) blevis (slip21.uniserve.com) blow blow beets blow bile (tbyte.com) blow breakfast blow chow blow chowder (aurp1a.aur.alcatel.com) blow chunks blow cookies (bongo.bos.locus.com) blow din-din blow doughnuts blow foam blow groceries blow lunch blow your eats (slip141.tus.primenet.com) blue chip special (mark_brittell@omis.edu) bhluuuugh (?) boke boot boot camp bow down before the porcelain god bowel backup (emcindoo@stimpy.acofi.edu) brack bring it up for a vote brown-nose it buick burping bits (PJ Lindsay) buy my buick C cack (Jeff Gerstmann) call buicks call dinosaurs call for huey call the elephants (infoserv.utdallas.edu) call to the seals (arrrrrr aaarrrrrrrrrr) call uncle ralph call ralph on the big white telephone (Dan Tasman) calling jacob (dglass@inmind.com) carl earl (tbyte.com) call (by telphone) the holy Urlich (the sound made while vomiting) (carljk@algonet.se) catch it on the rebound chandu (rchandra%hss@lando.hns.com) Cheektowaga scream (Dan Tasman) chuck a pizza chuckle (regmap2.dme.nt.gov.au) chum (Aaron, buccaneer.snm.com) chunder chunderspew chunderspew clean house clearing your throat the easy way (rap@hooked.net) churn (avon.x.co.uk) commode hugging cookin' for the cafeteria (lemma.res.jhu.edu) copiously cough one's cookies (tbyte.com) coughing chunks (next30-17.dev.oclc.org) curl and hurl (tbyte.com) D decorate pavement deliver street pizza den heiligen Ulrich anrufen (carljk@algonet.se) disgorge divulge dinner don ho heave (cuchulainn.stsci.edu) drain the main dribble phlem drive the porcelain bus drop chowder (Ilsae@echonyc.com) dry boke dump core (montan.dsava.com) E earl eating backwards (Tom Silva) effusing the night's excess (tbyte.com) F facial diarrhea (Adam_Fukushima@engr.arc.nasa.gov) fecal burp (Rich Haddock, novell.com) feed the birds (pc101.siba.fi) feed the fish, ducks feed the houseplants feed your young fertilize the sidewalk fill up the Tory swimming pool (George Hau, mail.ast.cam.ac.uk) fling floor pie (chardonnay.harvard.edu) food escape! (Dave @derby.ac.uk) food flight (onet2.cup.hp.com) fubar (voon.ee.cooper.edu) G gack gag get a refund on your lunch (jayg@sccsi.com) give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain god go to europe with ralph and earl in a buick growling splash monkey (hale-mac36.wa.com) H hack it out (hake.cs.washington.edu) hack'n bile (hake.cs.washington.edu) hack some stew (veloce.pica.army.mil) have a school lunch rerun (e8925292@student.tuwien.ac.at) ham hawking (PJ Lindsay) hawk (garden.ucop.edu) heave heccccchluuug (Gary Love, raven.csrv.uidaho.edu) hiccup from hell (mdexter.tiac.net) hock up a furball (krypton.che.ilstu.edu) honk (dave_oshea@wiltel.com) hooverin' (Jeff Meade) horfing it up (170.110.200.124) hork huey hug the porcelain wishing well hurl hurling projectile material with or without chunks (ELLEN HANRAHAN) I induce antiperistalsis inverse gut involuntary personal protein spill J jump shot K kissing the can (Brent Sonnek-Schmelz) kotsen/kotzen (oscar@gewis.win.tue.nl) kneel before the porcelain throne L lap lung butter (ceth.princeton.edu) lateral cookie toss laugh at the carpet laugh at the lawn laugh at your shoes (voon.ee.cooper.edu) launch lunch leave lunch liquid laugh liquid scream liquidate your assets look for o'rourke lose flourescent christmas cheer lose some chopped carrots lose weight lose your lunch lunch lurch (cha.j.y%wec@dialcom.tymnet.com) M make a (technicolor) tribute to disney make an offering to the porcelain god make chowder (tbyte.com) make a crustless pizza (greg@illustra.com) make food offerings to the china gods make pavement asterisks (perogy.cs.umanitoba.ca) make the oatmeal hit the wall (dmiller.prentrom.com) meet my friends ralph and earl mug the hurpey (laser.2@osu.edu) multi-colored yawn (Bob Torres, tsppp10.cac.psu.edu) N negative chug O offer a sacrifice to ralph, the porcelain god order buicks over the big white phone organ recital (c00805-247dan.eos.ncsu.edu) organic output out of stomach experience (regmap2.dme.nt.gov.au) P parbreake pavement pizza paint one's trousers (194.20.36.52) paint the back seat (voon.ee.cooper.edu) park a tiger (dcrodjers.bt-sys.bt.co.uk) park a buick (jax.jaxnet.com) plant beets play the whale (regmap2.dme.nt.gov.au) pop a gastric zit (tbyte.com) porcelain projectiles (Ken Williamson) pour one's overindulgence (tbyte.com) povracati (ivana@mit.edu) power barf power boot pray at the porcelain altar pray to the porcelain goddess pray to the porcelain gods praying to the porcelain princess preach it to the congregation (batespc1.interbase.borland.com) prepare dinner for a racist (George Hau, mail.ast.cam.ac.uk) projectile style (garden.ucop.edu) protein spill psychadelic spit puke Q quake one's gizzard (tbyte.com) quease (tbyte.com) R rainbow fountain (ddmodell@mailbox.syr.edu) rainbow kiss (bonkers.neosoft.com) regurgitate ralph read the toilet recycle your lunch (stei0302@cs.fredonia.edu) regurgitate retch return the tripe (n.jacklin@hud.ac.uk) reverse diarrhea reverse drink reverse gears reverse gut reverse peristalsis ride the regurgitron rope på elgen --- Norwegian: call the moose (wikne@lynx.uio.no) round trip meal ticket S screaming at the ants (192.215.42.2) scream cookies sell a buick sell cars (fooooorrrrd!!! buuuuuuiiiccccckkkk! hyuuuundai!!!!) shaq-fu (sparky) shout at your shoes shout europe at the sink shouting to Huey and Ralph shunder (sean@vinny.csd.mu.edu) shpew (ts3-30.upenn.edu) sing lunch sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl sing to the sink slam barf snarf (aka: vomit via nasal passages) (veloce.pica.army.mil) sneeze cheeze sneeze chunks soul coughing (netcom2.netcom.com) spew spew chunks (Matthew, snm.com) spew snacks spew spuds spew the wild oats (ronald.tozzie@industry.net) spill the groceries spill your life story (sunlab45.essex.ac.uk) spit cheese (tbyte.com) splash your hash (ttacs3.ttu.edu) split pea spew (slagdor@crl.com) stomach overflow error (wsbusup4@urc.tue.nl) sprout (rum.ee.umanitoba.ca) T talk to god on the big white telephone talk to huey down the big white telephone. talk to john on the porcelain telephone talk to ralph on the big white telephone talk to rrraaalllfffff on the camode-a-phone talk to the carpet talk to your shoes (Jeff Gerstmann) taste dinner tastes even better the second time (trentu.ca) taste lunch twice (Jjperry@cs.ucla.edu) technicolor yawn technicolor yodel the big spit the brooklyn mating call the jersey yodel throw dinner throw up (voter-classroom-ethernet-11.middlebury.edu) throw your voice (regmap2.dme.nt.gov.au) thunder-chunder rainbow parfait toilet bowl love (Brent Sonnek-Schmelz) toss your cookies toss your tacos turn your guts inside out (silva) tuna salad swimming upstream (cithe308.cithep.caltech.edu) U uebergeben (tar_ddkc@aix1.danadata.dk) uke (from my husband,bill @ kitkat.admin.utk.edu) ulrik (tar_ddkc@aix1.danadata.dk) un-eat upchuck V vector-spew visible burp (mitchell@ug.cs.dal.ca) vomit W warhol wail (kburchil@gtis.gc.ca) waste good beer (zeus.cooper.edu) whistling beef (skeezics@teleport.com) wolf woof worf (BucsknBrns@aol.com) worship at the porcelain altar worship the porcelain god worhip ralph at the great procelain throne (George Dorn) wretch wyatt erp (cuchulainn.stsci.edu) Y yak yark (Shan) yatch yawn for the hearing impaired (micro5.microbiol.washington.edu) yeech yell at the ground yell for hughie yodel (ntssun2.ug.eds.com) york yorkel (phobos.rm.fccc.edu) yorp (lan10.ec-nantes.fr) yuke Z zook (chi003.wwa.com)
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12-01-2002, 11:03 AM | #2 |
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"Regurgitae, regurgitate,
Throw up all the food you ate.
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12-01-2002, 11:46 AM | #3 |
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[img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] Your scaring me dude...
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12-01-2002, 01:19 PM | #4 |
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LMAO. Thats nasty and um...how much time have you got on your hands? [img]smile.gif[/img]
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12-01-2002, 01:33 PM | #5 |
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[img]graemlins/eating.gif[/img] <---Me *reads thread* ---->Me now [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] Boy that was something I really wanted to read wile eating a sandwhich.
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12-01-2002, 03:10 PM | #6 |
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Uh, somehow I really can't see this being of much daily use to most of us...blech!
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12-02-2002, 04:51 AM | #7 |
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Arvon, Do we really want to know what you did on the weekend !
You use to have funny threads but now there just... weird and disgusting. |
12-02-2002, 07:16 PM | #8 |
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Why isn't Splomit in there [img]tongue.gif[/img]
(For anyone who really wants to know what I am talking about go check the "Made Up Languages" thread) [ 12-02-2002, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]
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12-02-2002, 07:21 PM | #9 |
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the brooklyn mating call .... ROTFLMAO!
Keep it up man! maybe some time you'll have a list that takes 15 minutes to load on DSL, kind of like one of my PSO fanfics...
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12-02-2002, 08:32 PM | #10 |
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Hm, I dunno..."Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast" sounds kind of like a demented form of an 8th level AD&D mage spell. Change "Alan" to "Abi-Dalzim" and that would cinch it.
-Sazerac [ 12-02-2002, 08:33 PM: Message edited by: Sazerac ]
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