07-02-2001, 10:36 PM | #1 |
Quintesson
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I was at work this morning, minding my own business, when I recieved an e-mail from the accused. RudeDawg's e-mail started out in an acceptable fashion. He answered a few questions I had previously asked him but after that the e-mail took a turn for the worse!
RudeDawg stooped to a level that, before this, I would have thought him incapable of. Mothers gaurd your children, for the DebaucherDawg is running rampant. He is a bad influence on any who will listen to his seductive words of easy entertainment. What could he have done that was so heinous you ask. What abhorant act did the accused commit, you ask. What fiendishly diabolical deed did he do, you ask. I cannot answer this directly for fear of corrupting some of you. What I can tell you is that his crime lies in three word he wrote in the life changing e-mail. These three words occupied my mind for the entire day. Try as I might, I could not escape there grasp on my conscious thought. I was harried and tormented by my inability to escape them. Finally, by the end of my work day I had been brough to my knees. At wits end, barely able to see through my blood shot eyes that were burning from the sweat running down my forehead, I gave in. With reckless abandon, I embraced that which had almost drove me mad. Reduced to a drooling quivering mass, I made a stop on my way home that I could not have resisted if I had any strength left. I can only hint at those three fatefull words for fear that if I fully comunicate them, all who read this will be compelled just as I have been. Those three words are......wait a minute. Why should I protect you. No...I wish you to join me in my corruption. I wish for you to be disheveled, just as I have been. Those three words are.....THRONE OF BHAAL. ------------------ |
07-02-2001, 11:03 PM | #2 |
Silver Dragon
Join Date: March 4, 2001
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Yes! Yes! YES! Throne of Bhaal is mine at last. I had to yank out my Best Buy credit card, but its mine! All MINE!!! BACK! BACK I say. Get your grubby little hands away form my TOB!
------------------ Sir Taliesin If they take my gun can I still use my Axe? |
07-03-2001, 12:00 AM | #3 |
Symbol of Cyric
Join Date: May 24, 2001
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I want Throne of Bhaal!!!! Wait, I don't even have BG2...... But I do have BG1! Then comes BG2 and then ToB! Only a matter of time! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If only I had an elven army........... Hey, there's one!
-Jafin ------------------ I am Jafin, arch-mage of the HADB clan! |
07-03-2001, 12:17 AM | #4 |
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Yup, EVIL! I haven't got it yet. Are you all having problems with it? I've heard from several people it's buggy.
Cloudy ------------------ Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever "To sleep, perchance to dream..." |
07-03-2001, 12:35 AM | #5 | |
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07-03-2001, 01:41 PM | #6 |
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Join Date: May 17, 2001
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Black isle will be releaing a patch shortly.
------------------ "So why should I worship you Tiax?" "Well Sigmar, I am Tiax the chosen one of Cyric, destined to ascend, I shall rule all!" "Do you know you have a duck on your head?" "Duck what duck......ahhhhhhhh!" Tiax, warmaster of clan HADB |
07-03-2001, 03:05 PM | #7 |
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Well, I happen to have a Wizards store nearby so I've had mine close to a week or so now. The nuttiest thing is that I havent really gotten to it yet, I still have to finish SoA! (I never finished it when I got it a year ago)
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07-03-2001, 03:17 PM | #8 | |
Quintesson
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07-03-2001, 04:11 PM | #9 |
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Bah, all this talk of "too easy" gameplay with a party. A simple solution: notch the difficulty up to max, that'll do the trick
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07-03-2001, 04:48 PM | #10 |
Manshoon
Join Date: March 4, 2001
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Bah, All this talk of ToB, just because all you lucky people live in America and can get it ages before poor little me in England
------------------ Nicodemus Deathslayer, Paladin and Undead Hunter of the Order of the Holy Flame |
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