Brevity is the Soul of Wit...

Lioness · 07-31-2002, 02:07 PM

Post the shortest jokes you know.

Brevity, folks, brevity...

Two men walked into a bar.

The third one ducked.

dizzy · 07-31-2002, 02:22 PM

I heard that one yestersay with this girl aI was talking to it was soo funny because it just came from out of the blue.

SomeGuy · 07-31-2002, 02:23 PM

Does you face hurt?
No.Why?
Because it's killing me!

Beaumanoir · 07-31-2002, 02:25 PM

"Did It Hurt?"
When?
"When You Fell From Heaven And Landed On Your Face"

Attalus · 07-31-2002, 02:26 PM

A philosophy professor passed out the final exam. It consisted of one question, "Why?"
Only two students got A's, one answered "Because," and the other, "Why not?"

Mouse · 07-31-2002, 04:59 PM

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

or perhaps

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

or even

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

and finally

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:
"Pint please, and one for the road."

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Lioness · 07-31-2002, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Attalus:
A philosophy professor passed out the final exam. It consisted of one question, "Why?"
Only two students got A's, one answered "Because," and the other, "Why not?"

Makes sense to me.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
Oh, come on, you haven't heard this one yet?

Mojo · 07-31-2002, 05:55 PM

What's green and goes red at the flick of a switch? A frog in a blender.

"I wouldn't join a club that would have someone like me as a member." Okay, so that might not be a joke, but who cares?

Attalus · 07-31-2002, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lioness:
Makes sense to me.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
Oh, come on, you haven't heard this one yet?

Erm, I suppose it's not "to get to the other side?"

sageridder · 07-31-2002, 06:32 PM

A Priest a minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar,The bartender blinks in amazement and sais "What is this some kind of joke?"

07-31-2002, 02:07 PM	#1
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	Post the shortest jokes you know. Brevity, folks, brevity... Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked. __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

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dizzy Mephistopheles Join Date: January 18, 2002 Location: Baumholder Germany Age: 39 Posts: 1,434	I heard that one yestersay with this girl aI was talking to it was soo funny because it just came from out of the blue. __________________ An Army of fun. <br /><br />\"The worst thing about being in Germany in the Army is having to wakeup everyday\" <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Wink]\" src=\"wink.gif\" />

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SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	Does you face hurt? No.Why? Because it's killing me! __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

07-31-2002, 02:25 PM	#4
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	"Did It Hurt?" When? "When You Fell From Heaven And Landed On Your Face" __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

07-31-2002, 02:26 PM	#5
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	A philosophy professor passed out the final exam. It consisted of one question, "Why?" Only two students got A's, one answered "Because," and the other, "Why not?" __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

07-31-2002, 04:59 PM	#6
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." or perhaps My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant. or even Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" and finally A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road." [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ Regards Mouse (Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)

07-31-2002, 05:55 PM	#8
Mojo Elminster Join Date: July 17, 2002 Location: Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK Age: 37 Posts: 451	What's green and goes red at the flick of a switch? A frog in a blender. "I wouldn't join a club that would have someone like me as a member." Okay, so that might not be a joke, but who cares? __________________ Say No to Cosmetics Control! And the Trouser Tyranny!<br /><br />Like Final Fantasy? -[url]\"http://forums.ragnarokextreme.net\" target=\"_blank\">Ragnarok Extreme Forums</a>!!

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sageridder Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: March 28, 2001 Location: rensselaer,n.y. u.s.a Age: 56 Posts: 677	A Priest a minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar,The bartender blinks in amazement and sais "What is this some kind of joke?" __________________ Trust is indeed a shiny jewel,set in the stone of friendship.And much like any other stone can be use to crush the skulls of those unsuspecting.To clear the path for me to claim my rightful place as master of all I survey. Play games win prizes completely free. http://teet.net/af/bd395b7216 So far I've won an 8gb ipod nano and an acer inspire netbook

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