Most Boring Place To Live - Page 3

Vedran · 04-08-2003, 05:12 PM

When my local newspapers have nothing interesting/useful to fill the page, they put a headline such as "There is a great fog in London again!", and it is followed with a completely gray "picture" which represents "fog" [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] .
(there is no noteworthy fog in London, of course)

[ 04-08-2003, 05:13 PM: Message edited by: Vedran ]

Charlie · 04-08-2003, 05:14 PM

ROTFLMFAO

Kakero · 04-08-2003, 05:22 PM

well, at least that is better than my town's paper. over here we have the headlines like " [insert people name ]'s cat dramatic rescue from tree " and it usually get full front and second page covery. It get that long because they include the cat history, the interview with the fireman who rescue the cat, the interview with the cat;s owner, neighbour's feeling about the cat or even passerby feeling towards the incident. sheshhh!!

Annatar · 04-08-2003, 05:36 PM

I always get things like ''Guy got shot 3 time's with pen-gun in local discotheek'' and ''Family murderd due to rivalry in Playstation II games'' eeehhh okay [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] .

I live in a semi-major city called Dordrecht (near Rotterdam), in Holland.

I know what it is to live in a small crappy village (I know how it is to live in a farm with the nearest neighbours 3 kms away... nearest town 24 km, South of France... somewhere (middle of nowwhere actually

))

I can attend both (actually 3) side's
- Small village (population count got stuck when it hit 150)
- Farm... in the real ''middle of nowhere''
- Major city, with a supermarket at every corner (includig a crack ho)

/)eathKiller · 04-08-2003, 09:17 PM

LOL, that's pretty funny [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Attalus · 04-08-2003, 09:56 PM

When I first moved to a small town, the headline was "Window Broken With Brick." [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Harkoliar · 04-09-2003, 12:41 PM

i live in a city that is why i dont have those kinds of "boring headlines". still very funny

Beaumanoir · 04-09-2003, 03:49 PM

LOL. Ah well. I Suppose boring Headlines are better than MDK's [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dragonshadow · 04-10-2003, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Legolas:
Hah, got you beat. In my small village far away from the major cities of the Netherlands, the best headline so far was:

"Man falls from bicycle"

Appearantly, it was nothing serious either [img]smile.gif[/img]

Where I live, it is so boring, that people don't bother with newspapers.
Beat that for boring.
I bet noones ever heard of it.
Small place in the A**e end of Gillingham.
Hehe

Kaltia · 04-10-2003, 11:53 AM

Actually, I've heard of Rochester-my mates and I came close to accidently trashing your cathedral on a school trip

04-08-2003, 05:12 PM	#21
Vedran Lord Soth Join Date: July 28, 2002 Location: Sisak, Croatia Age: 39 Posts: 1,930	When my local newspapers have nothing interesting/useful to fill the page, they put a headline such as "There is a great fog in London again!", and it is followed with a completely gray "picture" which represents "fog" [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] . (there is no noteworthy fog in London, of course) [ 04-08-2003, 05:13 PM: Message edited by: Vedran ] __________________ Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori, adhuc dulcius pro patria vivere. (It is sweet and glorius to die for one's homeland, even sweeter to live for it) Horatio

04-08-2003, 05:14 PM	#22
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 30 Posts: 2,021	ROTFLMFAO __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/england1.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />One Love, Peace. [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/pissr.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/piss.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

04-08-2003, 05:36 PM	#24
Annatar Mephistopheles Join Date: January 7, 2003 Location: Holland Age: 37 Posts: 1,402	I always get things like ''Guy got shot 3 time's with pen-gun in local discotheek'' and ''Family murderd due to rivalry in Playstation II games'' eeehhh okay [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] . I live in a semi-major city called Dordrecht (near Rotterdam), in Holland. I know what it is to live in a small crappy village (I know how it is to live in a farm with the nearest neighbours 3 kms away... nearest town 24 km, South of France... somewhere (middle of nowwhere actually )) I can attend both (actually 3) side's - Small village (population count got stuck when it hit 150) - Farm... in the real ''middle of nowhere'' - Major city, with a supermarket at every corner (includig a crack ho) __________________ <br />Nau Tagnik\'zur zhal fre\'sla wun ussta i\'dol. -Annatar

04-08-2003, 09:17 PM	#25
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	LOL, that's pretty funny [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

04-08-2003, 09:56 PM	#26
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	When I first moved to a small town, the headline was "Window Broken With Brick." [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

04-08-2003, 05:22 PM	#23
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	well, at least that is better than my town's paper. over here we have the headlines like " [insert people name ]'s cat dramatic rescue from tree " and it usually get full front and second page covery. It get that long because they include the cat history, the interview with the fireman who rescue the cat, the interview with the cat;s owner, neighbour's feeling about the cat or even passerby feeling towards the incident. sheshhh!!

04-09-2003, 12:41 PM	#27
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	i live in a city that is why i dont have those kinds of "boring headlines". still very funny __________________ Catch me if you can..

04-09-2003, 03:49 PM	#28
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	LOL. Ah well. I Suppose boring Headlines are better than MDK's [img]tongue.gif[/img]

04-10-2003, 11:53 AM	#30
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	Actually, I've heard of Rochester-my mates and I came close to accidently trashing your cathedral on a school trip __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

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