This joke dedicated to our own Ironworks' Doughboy!

Larry_OHF · 02-27-2002, 08:44 AM

It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following: Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 72.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased casket. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
As a long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy. She described doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very “smart” cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop-Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Barry the Sprout · 02-27-2002, 08:48 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
The gravesite was piled high with flours.
As a long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy. She described doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very “smart” cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop-Tart.

How can so many awful jokes fit into sucha small piece of writing...

I love it!

Nordoki · 02-27-2002, 08:48 AM

In a word: old.

Ronn_Bman · 02-27-2002, 02:10 PM

In another word: funny

Lavindathar · 02-27-2002, 02:29 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:
In another word: funny

Seconded, especially if you was here when he used to lurk!

Beaumanoir · 02-27-2002, 04:35 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Barry the Sprout:

How can so many awful jokes fit into sucha small piece of writing...

I love it!

Yea! So Many Wrongs It Almost Makes A Good Joke!

Hehe

Lioness · 02-27-2002, 04:37 PM

*grooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan nnnnnnnnnnnn*

LOL, Hail the Throne of Scone!

AzureWolf · 02-27-2002, 06:51 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Lavindathar:

Seconded, especially if you was here when he used to lurk!

LOL man Caleb NEVER lurked when he was here in strength. Ask any number of people and they will tell how many times he came in and made a wisecrack in their thread

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Victor von Steiner · 02-28-2002, 01:34 AM

Yeah I remember the Dough Boy. We had fun together fighting each other in Lord Shield's bar.

Lifetime · 02-28-2002, 02:56 AM

*GRROOOAANNN*
*Takes another read*
*GRRRROOOAAAAANNN*

02-27-2002, 08:44 AM	#1
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following: Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 72. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased casket. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. As a long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy. She described doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very “smart” cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop-Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. __________________

02-27-2002, 08:48 AM	#2
Barry the Sprout White Dragon Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: York, UK. Age: 41 Posts: 1,815	quote: Originally posted by Larry_OHF: The gravesite was piled high with flours. As a long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy. She described doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very “smart” cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop-Tart. How can so many awful jokes fit into sucha small piece of writing... I love it! __________________ [img]\"http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/sproutman/certwist.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br /><i>\"And the angels all pallid and wan,<br />Uprising, unveiling, affirm,<br />That the play is the tragedy, man,<br />And its hero the Conquerer Worm.\"</i><br /> - Edgar Allan Poe

02-27-2002, 08:48 AM	#3
Nordoki Dungeon Master Join Date: February 10, 2002 Location: California, USA Posts: 77	In a word: old. __________________ \"You\'re just jealous because the little voices talk to me.\"

02-27-2002, 02:10 PM	#4
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	In another word: funny __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

02-27-2002, 02:29 PM	#5
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	quote: Originally posted by Ronn_Bman: In another word: funny Seconded, especially if you was here when he used to lurk! __________________ =@

02-27-2002, 04:35 PM	#6
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	quote: Originally posted by Barry the Sprout: How can so many awful jokes fit into sucha small piece of writing... I love it! Yea! So Many Wrongs It Almost Makes A Good Joke! Hehe __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

02-27-2002, 04:37 PM	#7
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	grooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan nnnnnnnnnnnn LOL, Hail the Throne of Scone! __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

02-27-2002, 06:51 PM	#8
AzureWolf 20th Level Warrior Join Date: May 3, 2001 Location: . Age: 40 Posts: 2,762	quote: Originally posted by Lavindathar: Seconded, especially if you was here when he used to lurk! LOL man Caleb NEVER lurked when he was here in strength. Ask any number of people and they will tell how many times he came in and made a wisecrack in their thread [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

02-28-2002, 01:34 AM	#9
Victor von Steiner Silver Dragon Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: Myth Drannor, Elven Court, Fareun Age: 53 Posts: 1,654	Yeah I remember the Dough Boy. We had fun together fighting each other in Lord Shield's bar.

02-28-2002, 02:56 AM	#10
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	GRROOOAANNN Takes another read GRRRROOOAAAAANNN __________________ \'Cause its always raining in my head. Forget all the things I should have said..

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