Drugs you can't live without?

[John D Harris]

S t M o m ' s W o r t
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to six hours.
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E m p t y N e s t r o g e n
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the
memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait 'til
they moved out.
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P e p t o b i m b o
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening
out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
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D u m e r o l
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment
of country western music.
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F l i p i t o r
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge
to flip off other drivers.
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A n t i b o y o t i c s
When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades,
freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.
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M e n i c i l l i n
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as,
"You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"
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B u y a g r a
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration
of spending spree.
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Extra Strength Buy-One-all
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so
severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by
Dr. Laura.
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J a c k A s s p i r i n
Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary or phone number.
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A n t i - t a l k s i d e n t
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share
their life stories with total strangers.
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S e x c e d r i n
Bedroom aerosol spray for men. More effective than Excedrin in treating the,
"Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.
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R a g a m e t
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on
him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
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««« N O T I C E »»»
Always consult your family physician before taking new medication.

[Megabot]

Wery interesting hmm.

lol. Funny John D Harris