Let'stell a story........................... - Page 5

Larry_OHF · 05-11-2003, 12:11 AM

In the past, Ziroc has shut down threads like this on GenCon, and called them unwanted spamming. I would suggest that you may try the Role-playing forum and be as creative as you like over there, but make the stories more in-depth. It can be really fun to create an entire story like this with friends...and it has been done so successfully in the past...but I believe the person had to make an entire paragraph (at least four lines) to be submitable.

Mellagar · 05-11-2003, 03:09 AM

Story? What story? That was like reading a Greek farmer's almanac.

Cristian · 05-11-2003, 08:35 AM

hehe it was a funny story^^

DJG · 05-11-2003, 08:38 AM

It was! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Someone should pull it all out into one post to see what it looks like. I'll try and do that.....

Quote:

The Story:
Today I ate a mushroom sitting near a lake under a tree when a huge alien spaceship with pink paint playing enrique iglesias in the space ship landed on my donkey's house. Fortunetly the occupying donkey was down the street looking for a can of beans and a melon. Meanwhile the spaceship was starting to deliver free blunts to the local monastery. I wondered up to the ship as I saw little blue monkeys come out of it and forced Johnny to spank the monkeys by pointing a shotgun at his head. But little johnny got mad while little cristian sat on a stone and luaghed at them. But then the space ship came closer! Then Gangrell sat back and watched the wicked space monkeys form a mosh pit on Cristian. Mellagar watched in amusement then turned off the television that was playing the space monster movie, one that bored him immensely. So boring was the movie that everybody died, then suddenly I awoke... and my bed was wet, quickly removing the sheets so mom would not notice and lecture him again about going blind. Shoving the sheets into a laundry hamper, he looked into the mirror and the oddest thing was reflecting back. "Oh my" he cried out, as he gazed into the mirror. He... had become a she! And QUITE The she he was! Suddenly a panda crawled out of the toilet after crawling out of the toilet the he she grabbed the guy spanking his monkey and flushed the toilet which then sucked the rest of the world in behind them.
THE END

Some story!

[ 05-11-2003, 08:44 AM: Message edited by: DJG ]

Rimjaw · 05-11-2003, 09:06 AM

That was just epic.

Stormymystic · 05-11-2003, 09:07 AM

roflmao, it sounded even crazier this way

/)eathKiller · 05-11-2003, 09:35 AM

...and then suddenly a great presence came over the thread and it was no more...

Dragonshadow · 05-11-2003, 09:54 AM

that was the weirdest story ever written.
Maybe you can publish it under Short Storys

LordKathen · 05-11-2003, 10:05 AM

After returning from the other IW, I told myself to remind everyone to stay away from the Bard roaming around telling wild stories.

Stormymystic · 05-11-2003, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LordKathen:
After returning from the other IW, I told myself to remind everyone to stay away from the Bard roaming around telling wild stories.

there is another IW????????????????

05-11-2003, 12:11 AM	#41
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	In the past, Ziroc has shut down threads like this on GenCon, and called them unwanted spamming. I would suggest that you may try the Role-playing forum and be as creative as you like over there, but make the stories more in-depth. It can be really fun to create an entire story like this with friends...and it has been done so successfully in the past...but I believe the person had to make an entire paragraph (at least four lines) to be submitable. __________________

05-11-2003, 08:35 AM	#43
Cristian Emerald Dragon Join Date: May 12, 2002 Location: Sweden Age: 35 Posts: 992	hehe it was a funny story^^ __________________ Reeka once told me:<br />\"Bloom Where You Are Planted\"

05-11-2003, 09:07 AM	#46
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	roflmao, it sounded even crazier this way __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

05-11-2003, 09:35 AM	#47
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	...and then suddenly a great presence came over the thread and it was no more... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

05-11-2003, 10:05 AM	#49
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	After returning from the other IW, I told myself to remind everyone to stay away from the Bard roaming around telling wild stories. __________________

05-11-2003, 03:09 AM	#42
Mellagar Avatar Join Date: June 16, 2001 Location: Far from where I was, nearer where I wish. Age: 41 Posts: 563	Story? What story? That was like reading a Greek farmer's almanac.

05-11-2003, 09:06 AM	#45
Rimjaw Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: May 24, 2002 Location: East Coast, Singapore Age: 41 Posts: 890	That was just epic.

05-11-2003, 09:54 AM	#48
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 34 Posts: 4,145	that was the weirdest story ever written. Maybe you can publish it under Short Storys

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