Little Girl Helps

Arvon · 10-02-2004, 07:28 AM

Little Girl Helps Paramedic

It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3-year old daughter Kathleen. When Heidi started going into labor, she called "911."

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very, very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again!"

Hivetyrant · 10-02-2004, 07:46 AM

Hahaha, that was Bonzer Arvon [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

RoSs_bg2_rox · 10-02-2004, 08:14 AM

Lol. That is just stupid, but worth a chuckle [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

dplax · 10-02-2004, 08:17 AM

That gave me my first good laugh of today. Thanks.

LordKathen · 10-02-2004, 08:30 AM

Cute, sounds like something my daughter would have said at that age. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 10-02-2004, 08:38 AM: Message edited by: LordKathen ]

Felix The Assassin · 10-02-2004, 10:41 AM

Leave it to Arvon to jump start the day with a chuckle.

10-02-2004, 01:17 PM

haha, that's pretty funny, worth a laugh

Attalus · 10-02-2004, 02:04 PM

I like it, Arvon. Pretty funny.

Kakero · 10-02-2004, 07:56 PM

LOL, took me a while to notice the joke.

Lauren · 10-02-2004, 08:21 PM

Hehehehe... that's a good one...wonder if that ever really happened in reality [img]tongue.gif[/img]

10-02-2004, 07:28 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Little Girl Helps Paramedic It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3-year old daughter Kathleen. When Heidi started going into labor, she called "911." Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again!" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

10-02-2004, 08:14 AM	#3
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	Lol. That is just stupid, but worth a chuckle [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

10-02-2004, 08:30 AM	#5
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	Cute, sounds like something my daughter would have said at that age. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 10-02-2004, 08:38 AM: Message edited by: LordKathen ] __________________

10-02-2004, 10:41 AM	#6
Felix The Assassin The Dreadnoks Join Date: September 27, 2001 Location: Orlando, FL Age: 61 Posts: 3,608	Leave it to Arvon to jump start the day with a chuckle. __________________ The Lizzie Palmer Tribute Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty. John F. Kennedy 35th President of The United States The Last Shot Honor The Fallen Jesus died for our sins, and American Soldiers died for our freedom. If you don't stand behind our Soldiers, please feel free to stand in front of them.

10-02-2004, 02:04 PM	#8
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	I like it, Arvon. Pretty funny. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

10-02-2004, 07:46 AM	#2
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 37 Posts: 5,403	Hahaha, that was Bonzer Arvon [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

10-02-2004, 08:17 AM	#4
dplax Jack Burton Join Date: July 19, 2003 Location: an expat living in France Age: 38 Posts: 5,577	That gave me my first good laugh of today. Thanks.

10-02-2004, 01:17 PM	#7
Spirits forever Guest Posts: n/a	haha, that's pretty funny, worth a laugh

10-02-2004, 07:56 PM	#9
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	LOL, took me a while to notice the joke.

10-02-2004, 08:21 PM	#10
Lauren Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 24, 2004 Location: Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia Age: 35 Posts: 721	Hehehehe... that's a good one...wonder if that ever really happened in reality [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "So many thoughts running through my head, I know what you feel, I know what you dread; When a room's filled with laughter, when a room's filled with lies, you're the only one I know that's in disguise..."

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