You know you are playing WW too much if . . .

[Scronan]

You accidently say "Toad village is for TOADS!" at work and wonder why your co-workers are staring at you...

You keep saying "Goodnight Ukabu" before going off to sleep...


If you find yourself at the supermarket in the booze aisle, and wonder where the "Boogre Brew" is....

Scronan

[Davros]

Someone walks up and offers you the opportunity to join the living dead by becoming a vampire - and you say "Why the hell not".

Someone asks you a simple question requiring a simple answer and you say "Yes Yes Yes".

You swear that the cute little muppet on the kiddies program just said "Yah pays fa pies, You dead yet hairless?"

Da polytyshuns shounds likes da Boogres.

A perfect stranger (let's call him Kol) comes up to you gibbering "Don't go in there, the horror, the evil, the most vile satanic practices you could imagine", and you think "That sounds like a lark, got me bottle of red, where's the doorbell".

When you realise that you should be studying for your Exam t'row, but your posting on the W&W forum instead.... Oh S*#T... i have an exam t'row!

Drukus

[Wyvern]

LOL!!! Great thread!!!

When you expect to find Tub Piranha when you take a bath.

You try to click on your car to get in or out.

When you plan your next vacation booking no inn/hotel because you can't rest there anyways.

You don't open your Christmas presents because you know they will all be rusty swords.

You give everyone rusty swords for Christmas.

You try to ID the items in your junk drawer. (and succeed)

You try to light the yulelog or plum pudding with Incinerate.

Wyv

[Davros]

Oh, time for one more before going to bed - it's the turn to pick on the Nymphs.

You KNOW that you are playing W&W too much when some bare chested, huge breasted babe walks right up to you with a giggle, and runs her hands all over your body, and the only thing you can think of by way of response is to caste a quick flamedrop spell while....

ARRRRRGGGGHHHH - Man, this game has gone too far, beyond all human nature - quick, I need to get back in touch with reality.

... you try to use the "Tusk of Lust" on your girlfriend "hoping" she'll give you another "Evil Element"

... you start shopping around Filenes for that perfect leopard print loin-cloth for your "Barbarian".

... you go to Italy and try to cast Stone to Flesh on the statue of David.

... you try to claim "Identify Items Fees" as a deduction on your taxes.

... you go to your fitness center and ask the attendant how much it will be to train your strength to level 18
... you get detention for repeatedly pestering your biology teacher about what one can do with a rat skull
... you have the "local weirdo" reputation at your favourite porn shop after asking the salesperson about the defense value of that leather bra
... you're barred from your local department store after beating up the clerk with a lisp, shouting "This is for Gareth!" at the top of your lungs

[Scronan]

You stop to pick up some change on the ground and start spinning in circles and fall off the sidewalk. Then you yell "A POX ON THEE, DWB!"

You wonder if the goth chic that your dating would dress up like Lysandra, and possibly breathe ice.

You buy your girlfriend a plate mail bra and tell her it will give her full body defence and make her look sexy at the same time.

You sit in the theatre watching Dungeons and Dragons yelling "MAGMA BOMB! MAGMA BOMMMMMMMMMB!"

Everytime you are near a graveyard, you look over your shoulder in case there might be a walking undead.

You should up at your Karate dojo and ask your sensei to teach you Tiger Strike.

You wander the markets in China Town wondering where you can find rat pie.

You find yourself running in and out of hotels, hoping it will make the 20 bucks in your wallet multiply a few times.

Scronan

Your daughter who lives 2500 miles away sends a message saying "Hey mom are you online?" and you reply "Yes, Ukabu, but you get to work, mom too busy right now reading thread from Lily the Ranger in WW forum!" LOL

... you're at a department meeting and you read the same status report to every single person individually.