Airport sex romp

pritchke · 04-08-2004, 12:15 PM

I think we need a bit of news to laugh at every once in awhile.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...08/413688.html

A CHEEKY Pearson airport couple swear they were only testing out the bunk in a new Terminal 1 slammer. Airport officers said a construction worker and female security guard had slipped into the isolated Canada Customs holding cell to have noontime sex when they accidentally locked themselves in.

"They didn't realize the cell door locked from inside and they couldn't get out," one worker, who didn't want his name used, said yesterday.

"I guess they were testing out the new cell," another airport official said. "Now we know the doors are working."

[ 04-08-2004, 12:21 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

Timber Loftis · 04-08-2004, 12:18 PM

Construction worker and security guard -- How classic! I can hear the cheesy porn music playing in the backgroud.

Night Stalker · 04-08-2004, 12:19 PM

Romp romp romp romp ROMP! [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

pritchke · 04-08-2004, 12:34 PM

I wonder if that guy who tried out on America Idols song will be used in a Porn movie.

"She Bangs", I can't believe this guy got a record deal and now has his first video. All in good fun I guess.

[ 04-08-2004, 12:35 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

Timber Loftis · 04-08-2004, 04:58 PM

Don't worry, that horrible horrible singer is at 14:30 minutes and counting.

Jerr Conner · 04-08-2004, 11:39 PM

Bow-wow
Chicka
Bow-wow-wow
Chicka-Chicka-Chicka!!!

johnny · 04-09-2004, 12:02 AM

Isn't that supposed to go Yippie-yo Yippie-yay ?

Jerr Conner · 04-10-2004, 08:05 PM

I'm not sure.

Ronn_Bman · 04-10-2004, 08:33 PM

He can't sing, but at least he's Hung.

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 04-11-2004, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:
He can't sing, but at least he's Hung.

So it's a case of...
"Can't sing. Doesn't have to."
"Not smart. Doesn't have to be."

04-08-2004, 12:18 PM	#2
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Construction worker and security guard -- How classic! I can hear the cheesy porn music playing in the backgroud. __________________

04-08-2004, 12:19 PM	#3
Night Stalker Lord Ao Join Date: June 24, 2002 Location: Nevernever Land Age: 49 Posts: 2,002	Romp romp romp romp ROMP! [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img] __________________ [url]\"http://www.duryea.org/pinky/gurkin.wav\" target=\"_blank\">AYPWIP?</a> .... <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1ponder]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1ponder.gif\" /> <br />\"I think so Brain, but isn\'t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?\"<br /><br />Shut UP! Pinky!

04-08-2004, 04:58 PM	#5
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Don't worry, that horrible horrible singer is at 14:30 minutes and counting. __________________

04-08-2004, 11:39 PM	#6
Jerr Conner Silver Dragon Join Date: January 24, 2002 Location: Mundania Age: 42 Posts: 1,634	Bow-wow Chicka Bow-wow-wow Chicka-Chicka-Chicka!!! __________________ <b>Founder of the NPC Defender Force</b>, <b>Affiliate of the Pro-Mazzy Society</b><br />\"I hate to admit it but you\'ve earned my respect.\"--Shar-Teel (Thanks for this Illumina Drathiran\'ar)<br /> [img]\"http://userpic.livejournal.com/14048184/35120\" alt=\" - \" />

04-09-2004, 12:02 AM	#7
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Isn't that supposed to go Yippie-yo Yippie-yay ? __________________

04-08-2004, 12:15 PM	#1
pritchke Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: Calgary, AB Age: 49 Posts: 3,491	I think we need a bit of news to laugh at every once in awhile. http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew...08/413688.html A CHEEKY Pearson airport couple swear they were only testing out the bunk in a new Terminal 1 slammer. Airport officers said a construction worker and female security guard had slipped into the isolated Canada Customs holding cell to have noontime sex when they accidentally locked themselves in. "They didn't realize the cell door locked from inside and they couldn't get out," one worker, who didn't want his name used, said yesterday. "I guess they were testing out the new cell," another airport official said. "Now we know the doors are working." [ 04-08-2004, 12:21 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

04-08-2004, 12:34 PM	#4
pritchke Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: Calgary, AB Age: 49 Posts: 3,491	I wonder if that guy who tried out on America Idols song will be used in a Porn movie. "She Bangs", I can't believe this guy got a record deal and now has his first video. All in good fun I guess. [ 04-08-2004, 12:35 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

04-10-2004, 08:05 PM	#8
Jerr Conner Silver Dragon Join Date: January 24, 2002 Location: Mundania Age: 42 Posts: 1,634	I'm not sure. __________________ <b>Founder of the NPC Defender Force</b>, <b>Affiliate of the Pro-Mazzy Society</b><br />\"I hate to admit it but you\'ve earned my respect.\"--Shar-Teel (Thanks for this Illumina Drathiran\'ar)<br /> [img]\"http://userpic.livejournal.com/14048184/35120\" alt=\" - \" />

04-10-2004, 08:33 PM	#9
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	He can't sing, but at least he's Hung. __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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