Too Much Coffee?

Arvon · 02-04-2003, 10:33 AM

How to Tell You're Addicted to Coffee

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.

You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

People get dizzy just watching you.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

You ski uphill.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You answer the door before people knock.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

Rokenn · 02-04-2003, 11:01 AM

hehe.

Once in college I was curious to see how much coffee I could drink. So I drank 8 double espresso. My teeth were vibrating [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Harkoliar · 02-04-2003, 11:55 PM

thanks for posting this.. i think my gf drinks too much cofee.. ill send this to her [img]smile.gif[/img] (for joke of course

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Kakero · 02-05-2003, 05:26 AM

hehe..luckily I don't drink coffee. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sir Krustin · 02-05-2003, 07:09 AM

Ah, coffee. Nectar of the gods. A requirement for obtaining one's mechanics licence.

SomeGuy · 02-05-2003, 06:46 PM

Some of those apply to me. O_o

Aragorn The Wise · 02-05-2003, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rokenn:
hehe.

Once in college I was curious to see how much coffee I could drink. So I drank 8 double espresso. My teeth were vibrating [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

if that was a 8 oz cup you had roughly 1280 milligrams of caffeine. Now it was a 12 oz cup I think it would be 12800 milligrams of caffeine. Thats a wicked amount of caffeine.

LordKathen · 02-06-2003, 07:12 PM

I drink so much coffee, it has no affect on me anymore... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

pritchke · 02-06-2003, 07:23 PM

Once I drank 3 cups a day over a fairly long period (6 months).

I said this isn't healthy, so I cut down to one. At first I had withdraw symptoms for a weak (headaches, and I was cranky in the mornings). Now if I don't have coffee it doesn't bother me.

[ 02-06-2003, 07:24 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

02-04-2003, 10:33 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	How to Tell You're Addicted to Coffee You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You chew on other people's fingernails. The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. You can jump-start your car without cables. You don't sweat, you percolate. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. People get dizzy just watching you. Instant coffee takes too long. You channel surf faster without a remote. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. You short out motion detectors. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. You help your dog chase its tail. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. You ski uphill. You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. You answer the door before people knock. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

02-04-2003, 11:01 AM	#2
Rokenn Galvatron Join Date: January 22, 2002 Location: california wine country Age: 60 Posts: 2,193	hehe. Once in college I was curious to see how much coffee I could drink. So I drank 8 double espresso. My teeth were vibrating [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________ “This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have mores. <br />Some people call you the elite. <br />I call you my base.”<br />~ George W. Bush (2000)

02-04-2003, 11:55 PM	#3
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	thanks for posting this.. i think my gf drinks too much cofee.. ill send this to her [img]smile.gif[/img] (for joke of course ) __________________ Catch me if you can..

02-05-2003, 07:09 AM	#5
Sir Krustin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA Age: 60 Posts: 1,394	Ah, coffee. Nectar of the gods. A requirement for obtaining one's mechanics licence. __________________ If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>

02-05-2003, 06:46 PM	#6
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	Some of those apply to me. O_o __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

02-05-2003, 05:26 AM	#4
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	hehe..luckily I don't drink coffee. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

02-06-2003, 07:12 PM	#8
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	I drink so much coffee, it has no affect on me anymore... [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________

02-06-2003, 07:23 PM	#9
pritchke Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: Calgary, AB Age: 49 Posts: 3,491	Once I drank 3 cups a day over a fairly long period (6 months). I said this isn't healthy, so I cut down to one. At first I had withdraw symptoms for a weak (headaches, and I was cranky in the mornings). Now if I don't have coffee it doesn't bother me. [ 02-06-2003, 07:24 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

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