Tell all the blond jokes you want...

Lioness · 01-29-2002, 05:34 PM

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My aunt's taking me to her hairdresser for my birthday(Feb 18th), to get my hair dyed red. [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] *Does the HappyHappyJoyJoy Dance*

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Aelia Jusa · 01-29-2002, 05:39 PM

Cool Lioness! What type of red? Auburn, orange-red, golden-red?

Neb · 01-29-2002, 05:39 PM

Hey! That sounds cool [img]smile.gif[/img] You'll have to get us a pic with the new hair colour [img]smile.gif[/img]

I thought your post would be something like: "Tell all the blonde jokes you want, if you don't mind a Lioness getting fewocious on you" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

SSJ4Sephiroth · 01-29-2002, 05:40 PM

cool! finally escaping the public persecution

. but how will i recognize you when i get there? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

Grand-Ranger · 01-29-2002, 05:40 PM

My sister did the same thing about a year ago.

I personaly like blond beter

[ 01-29-2002: Message edited by: Grand-Ranger ]

Lioness · 01-29-2002, 06:08 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
Cool Lioness! What type of red? Auburn, orange-red, golden-red?

Golden red, I think..copper sort of is what I want. [img]smile.gif[/img]

And Seph, it's going to fade out, my mom wants me to look 'natural' at graduation.

I'll try Neb..I found out my friend has a digital camera, I'll get her to take pictures.

Heh, GR, it's not that I dislike blond at all, I just have always wanted red hair..it's become almost an obseesion.

SSJ4Sephiroth · 01-29-2002, 06:13 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Lioness:

And Seph, it's going to fade out, my mom wants me to look 'natural' at graduation.

whew, thats a relief... i didnt want all my friends to think i was lying and had picked out a completely random stranger when i get back... well, enjoy it while it lasts then!

Vaskez · 01-29-2002, 06:26 PM

Blonde jokes you say? Fair enough...

Young ones avert your eyes...

Two blondes decide to rob a bank. One of them explains the plan to the other:
- So you understand the plan right?
- Of course.
- Good. I'll wait here in the car and I'll be ready to drive off when you get back.
The other blonde goes off. After about 15 mins she comes out of the bank dragging the safe by a rope tied around it. A security guard comes hobbling out after her, with his trousers down around his ankles.
The blonde in the car shouts:
- You idiot! I told you to tie up the guard and blow the safe, not the other way round!

Lioness · 01-29-2002, 07:31 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Vaskez:
Blonde jokes you say? Fair enough...

Young ones avert your eyes...

Two blondes decide to rob a bank. One of them explains the plan to the other:
- So you understand the plan right?
- Of course.
- Good. I'll wait here in the car and I'll be ready to drive off when you get back.
The other blonde goes off. After about 15 mins she comes out of the bank dragging the safe by a rope tied around it. A security guard comes hobbling out after her, with his trousers down around his ankles.
The blonde in the car shouts:
- You idiot! I told you to tie up the guard and blow the safe, not the other way round!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

well...not really, but... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sazerac · 01-29-2002, 07:59 PM

Okaaaaaaay...since Lioness has given me "Carte Blanchy"

...avert your eyes, Reeka!

A blonde was sitting at a table with an open box and was arranging and rearranging its contents that she had poured out onto the table. A man comes by and asks her, "What on earth are you doing?"

"Silly!" she said. "I'm working this puzzle. I've got to get the pieces so they look like the tiger on the box cover, but I can't find any that fit together yet!"

The man takes one look and says,

"First, I can tell you right now that you will NEVER get those pieces together to look like that tiger on the box cover.

Second, scoop up all those Frosted Flakes and put them back in the box, now!"

Cheers,

01-29-2002, 05:34 PM	#1
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	[img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] My aunt's taking me to her hairdresser for my birthday(Feb 18th), to get my hair dyed red. [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] Does the HappyHappyJoyJoy Dance [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

01-29-2002, 05:39 PM	#2
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 4,867	Cool Lioness! What type of red? Auburn, orange-red, golden-red? __________________

01-29-2002, 05:40 PM	#5
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	My sister did the same thing about a year ago. I personaly like blond beter [ 01-29-2002: Message edited by: Grand-Ranger ] __________________ <br /><br />So if in the shaddows look behind you, because thats where the ranger will be.

01-29-2002, 06:08 PM	#6
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	quote: Originally posted by Aelia Jusa: Cool Lioness! What type of red? Auburn, orange-red, golden-red? Golden red, I think..copper sort of is what I want. [img]smile.gif[/img] And Seph, it's going to fade out, my mom wants me to look 'natural' at graduation. I'll try Neb..I found out my friend has a digital camera, I'll get her to take pictures. Heh, GR, it's not that I dislike blond at all, I just have always wanted red hair..it's become almost an obseesion. __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

01-29-2002, 06:13 PM	#7
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	quote: Originally posted by Lioness: And Seph, it's going to fade out, my mom wants me to look 'natural' at graduation. whew, thats a relief... i didnt want all my friends to think i was lying and had picked out a completely random stranger when i get back... well, enjoy it while it lasts then!

01-29-2002, 05:39 PM	#3
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Hey! That sounds cool [img]smile.gif[/img] You'll have to get us a pic with the new hair colour [img]smile.gif[/img] I thought your post would be something like: "Tell all the blonde jokes you want, if you don't mind a Lioness getting fewocious on you" [img]tongue.gif[/img]

01-29-2002, 06:26 PM	#8
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Blonde jokes you say? Fair enough... Young ones avert your eyes... Two blondes decide to rob a bank. One of them explains the plan to the other: - So you understand the plan right? - Of course. - Good. I'll wait here in the car and I'll be ready to drive off when you get back. The other blonde goes off. After about 15 mins she comes out of the bank dragging the safe by a rope tied around it. A security guard comes hobbling out after her, with his trousers down around his ankles. The blonde in the car shouts: - You idiot! I told you to tie up the guard and blow the safe, not the other way round! __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

01-29-2002, 07:31 PM	#9
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	quote: Originally posted by Vaskez: Blonde jokes you say? Fair enough... Young ones avert your eyes... Two blondes decide to rob a bank. One of them explains the plan to the other: - So you understand the plan right? - Of course. - Good. I'll wait here in the car and I'll be ready to drive off when you get back. The other blonde goes off. After about 15 mins she comes out of the bank dragging the safe by a rope tied around it. A security guard comes hobbling out after her, with his trousers down around his ankles. The blonde in the car shouts: - You idiot! I told you to tie up the guard and blow the safe, not the other way round! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! well...not really, but... [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

01-29-2002, 07:59 PM	#10
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	Okaaaaaaay...since Lioness has given me "Carte Blanchy" ...avert your eyes, Reeka! A blonde was sitting at a table with an open box and was arranging and rearranging its contents that she had poured out onto the table. A man comes by and asks her, "What on earth are you doing?" "Silly!" she said. "I'm working this puzzle. I've got to get the pieces so they look like the tiger on the box cover, but I can't find any that fit together yet!" The man takes one look and says, "First, I can tell you right now that you will NEVER get those pieces together to look like that tiger on the box cover. Second, scoop up all those Frosted Flakes and put them back in the box, now!" Cheers, __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

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