Funny online love story

krunchyfrogg · 12-17-2005, 10:33 AM

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MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!

Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

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LMFAO!

Luvian · 12-17-2005, 10:36 AM

Ouch!

Brayf · 12-17-2005, 11:02 AM

Hahahahahahaha.

Ivelliis · 12-17-2005, 11:06 AM

LOL! Man that is funny! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Bungleau · 12-17-2005, 11:13 AM

His dad wasn't too happy about it either... [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]

Brayf · 12-17-2005, 11:15 AM

He totally underreacted! "I don't want you talking to people on the internet anymore." Well, no s***! And as for the son being "glad" to see this "different side" of his mother... God, what a messed up family.

Melcheor · 12-17-2005, 11:27 AM

I can't see how the mother would ever have agreed to meet after claiming a scanned picture of a model was her... Hmmm, smells to me. Funny, if true.

Luvian · 12-17-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by Melcheor:
I can't see how the mother would ever have agreed to meet after claiming a scanned picture of a model was her... Hmmm, smells to me. Funny, if true.

People that like to flirt on the net do that all the time. Send a sexy picture, and then when they meet it goes something like "Oh yeah, I really look like a very ugly orc, you don't mind, right?"

krunchyfrogg · 12-17-2005, 11:56 AM

Orcs need love too!

Brayf · 12-17-2005, 12:09 PM

I have tried and failed on several occasions to be attracted to half-orcs.

12-17-2005, 11:06 AM	#4
Ivelliis Gold Dragon Join Date: August 6, 2004 Location: North East England Age: 34 Posts: 2,561	LOL! Man that is funny! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

12-17-2005, 11:13 AM	#5
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	His dad wasn't too happy about it either... [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img] __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

12-17-2005, 11:56 AM	#9
krunchyfrogg Red Dragon Join Date: February 14, 2004 Location: NY, USA Age: 48 Posts: 1,516	Orcs need love too! __________________ <i>A life is not important, except in the impact it has on other lives.</i><br />- Jackie Robinson<br /><br /> [img]\"http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/3353/salsashark7xl.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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Brayf Zhentarim Guard Join Date: February 21, 2005 Location: Candlekeep Age: 37 Posts: 372	Hahahahahahaha.

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Brayf Zhentarim Guard Join Date: February 21, 2005 Location: Candlekeep Age: 37 Posts: 372	He totally underreacted! "I don't want you talking to people on the internet anymore." Well, no s***! And as for the son being "glad" to see this "different side" of his mother... God, what a messed up family.

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Melcheor Manshoon Join Date: August 17, 2005 Location: North Yorkshire, Merry old England Age: 37 Posts: 227	I can't see how the mother would ever have agreed to meet after claiming a scanned picture of a model was her... Hmmm, smells to me. Funny, if true.

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