02-18-2002, 09:58 PM | #1 |
Unicorn
Join Date: October 4, 2001
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When it doesn't move and should... use WD40
When it moves and shouldn't ...use duct tape
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02-18-2002, 10:03 PM | #2 |
Elite Waterdeep Guard
Join Date: February 12, 2002
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Edit: When it doesn't move and it should...use a hammer.
And when a job is done, make sure you have more screws then you initially started with.
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02-18-2002, 10:18 PM | #3 |
Hathor
Join Date: March 6, 2001
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I never go anywhere without duct tape... by the way, a pocket knife is a great screwdriver (and assorted other tools!)
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02-19-2002, 12:34 AM | #4 |
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You know, if the Egyptians had duct tape, the Sphynx would still have a nose!
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02-19-2002, 01:29 AM | #5 |
Emerald Dragon
Join Date: March 12, 2001
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Ducktape the proud sponser of many highschool marching bands or i should say Unoffical sponser [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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02-19-2002, 08:05 AM | #6 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: August 31, 2001
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*Tries to remember royal engineers motto*
If you can't fix it with duck tape and high explosives, it can't be fixed.
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02-19-2002, 11:42 AM | #7 |
Mephistopheles
Join Date: October 2, 2001
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quote: LOL, Moni!
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02-19-2002, 01:23 PM | #8 |
Fzoul Chembryl
Join Date: August 30, 2001
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The only tool I need is my "Big Johnson".
You can always get a nut off if you use a Big Johnson! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
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