01-11-2002, 12:29 PM | #1 |
Unicorn
Join Date: October 4, 2001
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Give Me Two Reason
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
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01-11-2002, 12:59 PM | #2 |
Lord Soth
Join Date: March 5, 2001
Location: Southern California
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He's living with his mom @ 52 years old?
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01-11-2002, 01:25 PM | #3 |
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Join Date: June 16, 2001
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That one is SOOOOO old
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01-11-2002, 03:28 PM | #4 |
Drizzt Do'Urden
Join Date: June 11, 2001
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quote: Mr. Skinner from the Simpsons........
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