05-30-2001, 04:00 PM | #1 |
Baaz Draconian
Join Date: January 8, 2001
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I'm going to do the unkosher -- post and run. I'm off to get the kids from daycare.
I just wanted to share a thought. My pseudonym is Father Bronze. Some shorten it to Bronze. Others to Father. Some to FB. Understand that I am not complaining about the way others shorten my name. If I had thought wisely, I would have chosen a name like Dick, realizing that it would be short enough not to shorten any further (sexual innuendo intended ). However, I chose to call myself Father Bronze. The name begs to be shortened. It's 8 letters larger than Dick (sexual innuendo intended sorry if I'm being bad ). So when others shorten my name to FB, I have only myself to blame. Every time I read FB all I can think of is f***ing b***ard. LOL. Again, I emphasize that I only have myself to blame. So with this post I embrace my pseudonym's abbreviation. I am a F***ing B***ard . P.S. Please don't respond (although I know everyone will). P.P.S. Don't turn this into another "friends" thread (which everyone won't). If you would like to help me rid my mind of this self-inflicted psychological scar, please give me suggestions as to other ways I could see the letters FB and think positive thoughts ------------------ Most Subtle Official Straightman of the Laughing Hyenas -- Grammarian Brigade. |
05-30-2001, 04:03 PM | #2 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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I always look at FB as Full Bore or all out. And yes, the innuendo is still there.
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05-30-2001, 04:04 PM | #3 |
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Lemme see now, what could FB be an abbreviation for instead of F***ing B***ard...... It could be:
Friar Bob Friendly Boy Friendly Bitch Friend Bob Friend Benny Freundlische Bob Freaky Bob Fresh Bob Funky Bob Fat Bob Flower Bob Fickle Bob Frowning Bob All the ones I could think of at the moment I'll add some more later |
05-30-2001, 04:05 PM | #4 | |
20th Level Warrior
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OK, how about Friendly Bear? Flexible, Bouncy? Fried Bananas? Freckled Blonde? Fluffy Blanket? or, better yet, maybe FB means FATHER BRONZE ??? ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes "Let them come. Let them ALL come." |
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05-30-2001, 04:06 PM | #5 |
Lord Soth
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Fat Bastard?
Full Beer? Just trying to be helpful. ------------------ "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -General George Patton (1885-1945) |
05-30-2001, 04:07 PM | #6 |
20th Level Warrior
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Oh yeah, how about
Flying Butterfly ? ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes "Let them come. Let them ALL come." |
05-30-2001, 04:43 PM | #7 |
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Funky Bastard
Freakin' Bouncy Frothy Beer(Whoah, NOW THERES A POSITIVE ONE! ) |
05-30-2001, 04:46 PM | #8 |
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Fruity Bun?
Fat Bottom? Full o'Beer? ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp |
05-30-2001, 04:49 PM | #9 |
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Flaming Barbeque?
------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes "Let them come. Let them ALL come." |
05-30-2001, 05:04 PM | #10 |
Iron Throne Cult
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flower bob???? ROLFMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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