The Car

Arvon · 02-28-2003, 06:10 PM

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche...
... and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!"

He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."

So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?!" they said.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her name---they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh, God," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."

So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias.

He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but it seems he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back. He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

Kakero · 02-28-2003, 06:44 PM

lol, what are a smart lady. I could just picture her husband reaction when he get the money. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

SomeGuy · 02-28-2003, 09:04 PM

LOL! Nice one Arvon [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] *wonders where he gets it all*

Sir Goulum · 02-28-2003, 09:12 PM

Lol!

Judas Maccabeus · 02-28-2003, 10:08 PM

Very funny!

02-28-2003, 06:10 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche... ... and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs." "Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?!" they said. "It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "I don't know her name---they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars." "Oh, God," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on." So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it. "Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but it seems he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and doesn't intend to come back. He asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

02-28-2003, 09:04 PM	#3
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	LOL! Nice one Arvon [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] wonders where he gets it all __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

02-28-2003, 10:08 PM	#5
Judas Maccabeus The Magister Join Date: November 10, 2002 Location: Kentucky Age: 36 Posts: 125	Very funny! __________________ <br /><br />\'Far be it from me to do such a thing as flee from them! If our time has come, let us die bravely for our kinsmen and not leave a stain upon our glory!\'<br />--1 Maccabees 9:10

02-28-2003, 06:44 PM	#2
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	lol, what are a smart lady. I could just picture her husband reaction when he get the money. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

02-28-2003, 09:12 PM	#4
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	Lol!

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