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Old 03-07-2006, 10:21 PM   #1
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So I am sitting in my car, waiting in the line of cars for the elementary school kids to get out of class so that I can get MaryBeth and go home. I had seven minutes before the classes got out. I am stationed at the back of the line of the line of cars, along the drive that leads to the school, where the kids will come out and be directed to us for loading and going.

That's when they came. A red Jeep Cherokee coming from the opposite direction, U-turns behind me and goes off-road over the ditch off the side to turn around and come up behind me. In the driver's seat, a rather attractive young woman and in the passenger seat, another chick.

Okay, so I think..."that's a cool mom!, she's hot and knows how to drive like a man!"

She turns to the girl in the passenger seat. They smile at one another...

AND THEN THEY START MAKING OUT!

I mean they were hot on each other like it was some lust explosion, licking her neck, nibbling her ear, something was being done under the dashboard with the hands that was bringing some big smiles...and tongue-kissing...for seven damn minutes!

I ...well, I had various things go through my head during that time. But I think I'll stop here now. Needless to say...live girl-on-girl action is something I've never seen before, and will not soon forget.

At least it was not guy-on-guy...then I would have a totally different story to tell... [img]smile.gif[/img]


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Old 03-07-2006, 10:24 PM   #2
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*makes plans to head to NC soon*

Did they *ahem* notice you looking so intently in your rear-view mirror?
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:24 PM   #3
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Now you know why she knew how to drive like a man, she thought she was one.
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Old 03-07-2006, 10:27 PM   #4
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*makes plans to head to NC soon*

Did they *ahem* notice you looking so intently in your rear-view mirror?
My rear-view got steamed up quick. [img]smile.gif[/img]

To tell you the truth, they were way too busy to even care whether or not I saw them...but I had my shades on and they could not see my eyes.
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:26 PM   #5
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Larry, down boy! On a serious note though, did any of thre younsters see them? That is when I'll move into Father Protector mode.
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:35 PM   #6
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I'll have to second Albromor on this one. It's fine if people want to do whatever, but it's not cool to be doing things like that in front of an elementary school, especially when they're letting the kids out. I don't even consider myself a very ethical or moral person and that just seems wrong.
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:55 PM   #7
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Darn them, drivin' whereever they feel like, through landscaped ditches.
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Old 03-08-2006, 12:08 AM   #8
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Now you know why she knew how to drive like a man, she thought she was one.
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Old 03-08-2006, 01:24 AM   #9
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i agree..
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Old 03-08-2006, 02:42 AM   #10
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...but I had my shades on and they could not see my eyes.
No, I think that ^ is the best comment ever. Had be laughing out loud [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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