Oldie but kinda funny

Arvon · 11-10-2002, 12:36 PM

Two Texas Hunters

A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead..."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The hunter says, "OK, now what?"

Lord of Alcohol · 11-10-2002, 12:44 PM

Pretend I'm the downed hunter. Shoot me.

Sir Goulum · 11-10-2002, 12:46 PM

*Bam* Done!

WillowIX · 11-10-2002, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
Pretend I'm the downed hunter. Shoot me.

Dang but Sir G beat me to it! This could be more attractive than 1st post in cloudy´s [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Nice joke Arvon *snigger*

Nanobyte · 11-10-2002, 01:20 PM

I've heard this before. It's not that surprising down here, some people have brains the size of a grape..

[img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img]

[ 11-10-2002, 01:21 PM: Message edited by: Nanobyte ]

Lavindathar · 11-10-2002, 02:12 PM

Good one Arvon!

Lol, it's so sad, when a joke as lame as that actually makes me laugh! Great stuff! Keep em coming!

Morgeruat · 11-10-2002, 03:28 PM

believe it or not that joke was actually classified as the funniest joke in the world

Arvon · 11-10-2002, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Morgeruat:
believe it or not that joke was actually classified as the funniest joke in the world

Who the hell said that???? It's funny, but the funniest in the world? Nah!!!!

Mack_Attack · 11-10-2002, 05:55 PM

Sounds like the hunters here in alberta as well.

Nice one. Not the funnist one I have heard but still a good laugh.

Jeffi0 · 11-10-2002, 07:41 PM

I liked the Holmes one better though.

Sherlock Holmes and Watson were out camping. During the night, Holmes asked Watson
Holmes: "Look at the sky, Watson. What do you observe?"

Watson: "I see thousands of bright stars gathered in constellations, billions of miles away."

Holmes: "Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent."

11-10-2002, 12:36 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Two Texas Hunters A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead..." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The hunter says, "OK, now what?" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-10-2002, 12:44 PM	#2
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 60 Posts: 4,570	Pretend I'm the downed hunter. Shoot me. __________________ No

11-10-2002, 02:12 PM	#6
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	Good one Arvon! Lol, it's so sad, when a joke as lame as that actually makes me laugh! Great stuff! Keep em coming! __________________ =@

11-10-2002, 03:28 PM	#7
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 43 Posts: 5,421	believe it or not that joke was actually classified as the funniest joke in the world __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

11-10-2002, 05:55 PM	#9
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 51 Posts: 2,929	Sounds like the hunters here in alberta as well. Nice one. Not the funnist one I have heard but still a good laugh. __________________

11-10-2002, 12:46 PM	#3
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	Bam Done!

11-10-2002, 01:20 PM	#5
Nanobyte Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: NC Age: 38 Posts: 2,890	I've heard this before. It's not that surprising down here, some people have brains the size of a grape.. [img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img] [ 11-10-2002, 01:21 PM: Message edited by: Nanobyte ]

11-10-2002, 07:41 PM	#10
Jeffi0 Zhentarim Guard Join Date: September 3, 2002 Location: Canada Age: 40 Posts: 308	I liked the Holmes one better though. Sherlock Holmes and Watson were out camping. During the night, Holmes asked Watson Holmes: "Look at the sky, Watson. What do you observe?" Watson: "I see thousands of bright stars gathered in constellations, billions of miles away." Holmes: "Watson, you idiot. Somebody stole our tent." __________________ <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302</a> First 8-Bit Theater comic. The first few aren\'t really funny, but the rest are great.

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