Munchkin Paradise

Memnoch · 01-25-2002, 06:49 AM

This is for all the solo kensai-mage ubermunchkin powergamers out there, decked out in Vecna's Robe, Angurvadal in one hand and Crom Faeyr in the other, casting Time Stop, Tenser's and then using Greater Whirlwind (you all know who you are!), this is the song for you.

Munchkin Paradise
(Sung to Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio, new words by Brian 'Cevalic' Ostermeyer)

As I walk through the valley filled with vampric dragons
I take a look at my inventory and pulled out plus ten flagons
Cause I've been hacking and slaying so long
Even my DM forgets that I learned the rules wrong.
But I ain't never got an item that was too out of line.
My character's treated like a king, a PC ahead of his time.
Gods be watchin what they sayin when they hear that I'm playin.
I really hate to brag but I killed Tiamat --
I did it bare handed cause she made me mad, fool.
I'm the kinda PC every gamer wanna be like,
On my throne in the night
A king with godly might.

Chorus:
We've been spending most our time
Gaming in a munchkin paradise.
Rolled for godhood once or twice,
Gaming in a muncking paradise.
We've been spending most our time
Gaming in a munchkin paradise.
Rolled for godhood once or twice,
Gaming in a munchkin paradise.

Forget the situation, DM got me facin --
I can't play when magic lacks, I was raised on artifacts.
So I gotta find a DM down with me;
I let my brother DM even though he's three.
I'm above the average gamer with gold on my mind.
Got a crossbow in my hand, slaying bolts plus nine.
I'm a pumped up power gamer, just a little tweaked
And my followers are down, even if they're freaks, fool.
Death ain't never gonna touch my PC --
Soon I'll kill Vecna, then you'll all see.
I'm a demi-god now, but will I live to be a diety?
The way things is goin it's for sure.

Tell me why are you - so mad at me?
Cause my guy's a god? - you hate me?

Chorus

Gold and the magic, magic and the gold,
Pile after pile, load after load.
Everybody's bowing, but none of them ain't seein
My ultra master plan, to destory all the heathens.
They say I got to quit, but nobody's gonna change me.
If they can't play with power, how can they game with me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't,
I guess they leave; that's why I know my game is just solo...

Chorus

Courtesy of Brian Ostermeyer.

[ 01-25-2002: Message edited by: Memnoch ]

Barry the Sprout · 01-25-2002, 07:15 AM

ROFL! Very nice Memnoch! We have all been tempted at some point lets face it.

eb · 01-25-2002, 07:20 AM

OMG you Own Memnoch. [img]smile.gif[/img]
I want it on mp3

Azred · 01-25-2002, 09:06 AM

So when can we expect a recording to be released? I always enjoy a great parody.

Barlik Longbeard · 01-25-2002, 09:38 AM

Very nice. Perhaps you should dub over the real song.

Kezardin · 01-25-2002, 07:45 PM

Memnoch,

'Weird' Al Yankovic (sp?) did the semi-classic 'Amish Paradise' so he might be amenable to cutting a copy of the new version

Kez

AzureWolf · 01-28-2002, 07:11 AM

Sent the song to Ed Greensmack yet Mem? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Memnoch · 01-30-2002, 05:20 AM

I'm going to post it up at the WotC website and see what reaction I get.

C'mon Azure, don't lie...you're a MUNCHKIN!!!!

01-25-2002, 06:49 AM	#1
Memnoch Ironworks Moderator Join Date: February 28, 2001 Location: Boston/Sydney Posts: 11,771	This is for all the solo kensai-mage ubermunchkin powergamers out there, decked out in Vecna's Robe, Angurvadal in one hand and Crom Faeyr in the other, casting Time Stop, Tenser's and then using Greater Whirlwind (you all know who you are!), this is the song for you. Munchkin Paradise (Sung to Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio, new words by Brian 'Cevalic' Ostermeyer) As I walk through the valley filled with vampric dragons I take a look at my inventory and pulled out plus ten flagons Cause I've been hacking and slaying so long Even my DM forgets that I learned the rules wrong. But I ain't never got an item that was too out of line. My character's treated like a king, a PC ahead of his time. Gods be watchin what they sayin when they hear that I'm playin. I really hate to brag but I killed Tiamat -- I did it bare handed cause she made me mad, fool. I'm the kinda PC every gamer wanna be like, On my throne in the night A king with godly might. Chorus: We've been spending most our time Gaming in a munchkin paradise. Rolled for godhood once or twice, Gaming in a muncking paradise. We've been spending most our time Gaming in a munchkin paradise. Rolled for godhood once or twice, Gaming in a munchkin paradise. Forget the situation, DM got me facin -- I can't play when magic lacks, I was raised on artifacts. So I gotta find a DM down with me; I let my brother DM even though he's three. I'm above the average gamer with gold on my mind. Got a crossbow in my hand, slaying bolts plus nine. I'm a pumped up power gamer, just a little tweaked And my followers are down, even if they're freaks, fool. Death ain't never gonna touch my PC -- Soon I'll kill Vecna, then you'll all see. I'm a demi-god now, but will I live to be a diety? The way things is goin it's for sure. Tell me why are you - so mad at me? Cause my guy's a god? - you hate me? Chorus Gold and the magic, magic and the gold, Pile after pile, load after load. Everybody's bowing, but none of them ain't seein My ultra master plan, to destory all the heathens. They say I got to quit, but nobody's gonna change me. If they can't play with power, how can they game with me? I guess they can't, I guess they won't, I guess they leave; that's why I know my game is just solo... Chorus Courtesy of Brian Ostermeyer. [ 01-25-2002: Message edited by: Memnoch ] __________________

01-25-2002, 07:15 AM	#2
Barry the Sprout White Dragon Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: York, UK. Age: 41 Posts: 1,815	ROFL! Very nice Memnoch! We have all been tempted at some point lets face it. __________________ [img]\"http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/sproutman/certwist.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br /><i>\"And the angels all pallid and wan,<br />Uprising, unveiling, affirm,<br />That the play is the tragedy, man,<br />And its hero the Conquerer Worm.\"</i><br /> - Edgar Allan Poe

01-25-2002, 07:20 AM	#3
eb Manshoon Join Date: January 8, 2002 Location: Lidköping, Sweden Posts: 216	OMG you Own Memnoch. [img]smile.gif[/img] I want it on mp3 __________________ Don´t mess with the powerful mage. <p>Good Luck & Have Fun /:tgestar2:eb:tgestar2:

01-25-2002, 09:06 AM	#4
Azred Drow Priestess Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex Age: 54 Posts: 4,037	So when can we expect a recording to be released? I always enjoy a great parody. __________________ Everything may be explained by a conspiracy theory. All conspiracy theories are true. No matter how thinly you slice it, it's still bologna.

01-25-2002, 09:38 AM	#5
Barlik Longbeard Manshoon Join Date: January 17, 2002 Location: England Age: 39 Posts: 182	Very nice. Perhaps you should dub over the real song. __________________ \"Revere the ancestors, obey your king, bear yours arms with pride, fear no foe, hate the Greenskin, mistrust the Elf, and you can do no wrong.\" - An Old Dwarf Saying

01-25-2002, 07:45 PM	#6
Kezardin Elminster Join Date: June 20, 2001 Location: Sydney Age: 67 Posts: 486	Memnoch, 'Weird' Al Yankovic (sp?) did the semi-classic 'Amish Paradise' so he might be amenable to cutting a copy of the new version Kez

01-28-2002, 07:11 AM	#7
AzureWolf 20th Level Warrior Join Date: May 3, 2001 Location: . Age: 40 Posts: 2,762	Sent the song to Ed Greensmack yet Mem? [img]smile.gif[/img]

01-30-2002, 05:20 AM	#8
Memnoch Ironworks Moderator Join Date: February 28, 2001 Location: Boston/Sydney Posts: 11,771	I'm going to post it up at the WotC website and see what reaction I get. C'mon Azure, don't lie...you're a MUNCHKIN!!!! __________________

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