Mad Insane Assylum Part 2 - Page 3

Legolas · 11-11-2001, 11:38 AM

Hey! You there! Don't you touch my madman. The puddingguy is ours!
Yes. If anyone is to spank him, it's us.
And if you don't like it, you can complain to Santa.
Oh, and if you're going to Santa, could you bring him this pear?
It's his, you see.
But he won't like it if it's all wrinkly and all.
No, he on't. You'd better hurry or there'll be no presents for you.
Nyanyanyanyanya! You won't get to eat crayons this year [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Don't look at us like that, orwe'll give you the moo!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
I think he already knows it, Legolas
Yes, he des seem to be a bit immne, doesn't he?
He sure does. Let's give him the poo then

11-11-2001, 12:06 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Arledrian:
Muhahaha! I have just decided I want to conquer all! Today Ironworks, tomorrow the world!!

Don't be sorry! Its gooooood you feel this way you know why?
Because there is a *ahem* certain crayon stashed around here that gives one total power!
(Just don't side with KHaN, he is known to be easily distracted...could get you into trouble!)

Legolas, I'd wipe that corn off your shoe if I were you! I hear its acidic qualities rival that of fly puke! Thank you BTW for the shiny purple collar! I just love it!

Beaumanoir,
There is no spam here! Spam is EVIL! Well, That LS fella, the one playing with our wardens as if they were unwanted Ken dolls? He might have some on him, you might want to check his pockets!
Thats probably what smells!

Now where IS my purse?! Its almost time for me to be scoping in on the whereabouts of Mr. Peepers! Ah! Here it is! Now to get into the secret compartment...Hey! The crayon is gone! Neb?! Did you eat the Sea Green crayon I had hidden in here?!

Neb · 11-11-2001, 12:09 PM

*burp* Ooooops, sorry Moni, but I was really hungry, here, you can have these green hairy chips I found under the couch in the TOTS Treehouse.

11-11-2001, 12:17 PM

::stuffs green hairy chips into plastic bag and sets it on a chair::

Thanks Neb, I'll save them for KHaN next time he comes in here and makes a mess of everything. I know they'll keep him occupied for hours! He likes to separate the lice and save them for last!

Don't worry about the crayon, I am sure LadyZ has another one somewhere. That woman has MANY magic crayons! I don't need to know where Mr. Peepers is right away anyway. I do want to make sure he gets one of these though! ::grabs fake apple and stuffs it into bag with hairy chips::

OK what next? Oh Yeah! I need to do my hair!
:: Pulls metal comb out of purse and starts violently teasing hair::
I need it to look just right for my debut in the Asylum Theatre!
We're doing "Hairspray" tonight!

[ 11-11-2001: Message edited by: Moni ]

Madman-Rogovich · 11-11-2001, 02:39 PM

the asylum was a success then.. myyexcellent Mehe........AH THE THRICE ACCURSED HONEY ROASTED PEANUTS COME TO TAUNT ME ONCE MORE AGHAST!!!!!!

Lioness · 11-11-2001, 02:53 PM

REVENGE OF THE SOCKS!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! COME PLAY WITH ME, MORTAL!!!! PLAY WITH ME AND THE SOCKS!!!!!! HEEHEEHEEEEEEE!!!!!

Neb · 11-11-2001, 02:54 PM

*Gives Lioness the nice pills that she should have taken a few hours ago*

Lioness · 11-11-2001, 02:59 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Neb:
*Gives Lioness the nice pills that she should have taken a few hours ago*

[img]tongue.gif[/img] PILLS, PILLS, PILL SOCKS!!!!! PLAY WITH THE PILL SOCKS!!!!! HAHA!!!

Legolas · 11-11-2001, 05:05 PM

Legolas: cast Remove Mental Simulacrum: Legolas
Legolas: cast Remove acidic stuff: Corn
Legolas: cast Create nice shiny multi-coloured balloons: Air

What's that smell? It's socks isn't it?
Yes I think so
Go away! I dispelled you
You can't do magic
Yes I can
Okay
*poof*

Aaarhg!!!! It's the book I tells you! The book!
No! No! Stay away! Don't come any closer!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Not page 63! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

SSJ4Sephiroth · 11-11-2001, 05:06 PM

You will score a major victory at work when you're able to produce documentation proving that the appropriate person has died and made you God.

11-11-2001, 12:06 PM	#22
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	quote: Originally posted by Arledrian: Muhahaha! I have just decided I want to conquer all! Today Ironworks, tomorrow the world!! Don't be sorry! Its gooooood you feel this way you know why? Because there is a ahem certain crayon stashed around here that gives one total power! (Just don't side with KHaN, he is known to be easily distracted...could get you into trouble!) Legolas, I'd wipe that corn off your shoe if I were you! I hear its acidic qualities rival that of fly puke! Thank you BTW for the shiny purple collar! I just love it! Beaumanoir, There is no spam here! Spam is EVIL! Well, That LS fella, the one playing with our wardens as if they were unwanted Ken dolls? He might have some on him, you might want to check his pockets! Thats probably what smells! Now where IS my purse?! Its almost time for me to be scoping in on the whereabouts of Mr. Peepers! Ah! Here it is! Now to get into the secret compartment...Hey! The crayon is gone! Neb?! Did you eat the Sea Green crayon I had hidden in here?!

11-11-2001, 02:39 PM	#25
Madman-Rogovich Lord Soth Join Date: October 23, 2001 Location: Edinburgh Age: 38 Posts: 1,918	the asylum was a success then.. myyexcellent Mehe........AH THE THRICE ACCURSED HONEY ROASTED PEANUTS COME TO TAUNT ME ONCE MORE AGHAST!!!!!! __________________ One room, one axe, one outcome.

11-11-2001, 02:53 PM	#26
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	REVENGE OF THE SOCKS!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! COME PLAY WITH ME, MORTAL!!!! PLAY WITH ME AND THE SOCKS!!!!!! HEEHEEHEEEEEEE!!!!! __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

11-11-2001, 02:59 PM	#28
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	quote: Originally posted by Neb: *Gives Lioness the nice pills that she should have taken a few hours ago* [img]tongue.gif[/img] PILLS, PILLS, PILL SOCKS!!!!! PLAY WITH THE PILL SOCKS!!!!! HAHA!!! __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

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11-11-2001, 11:38 AM	#21
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Hey! You there! Don't you touch my madman. The puddingguy is ours! Yes. If anyone is to spank him, it's us. And if you don't like it, you can complain to Santa. Oh, and if you're going to Santa, could you bring him this pear? It's his, you see. But he won't like it if it's all wrinkly and all. No, he on't. You'd better hurry or there'll be no presents for you. Nyanyanyanyanya! You won't get to eat crayons this year [img]tongue.gif[/img] Don't look at us like that, orwe'll give you the moo! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I think he already knows it, Legolas Yes, he des seem to be a bit immne, doesn't he? He sure does. Let's give him the poo then

11-11-2001, 12:09 PM	#23
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	burp Ooooops, sorry Moni, but I was really hungry, here, you can have these green hairy chips I found under the couch in the TOTS Treehouse.

11-11-2001, 12:17 PM	#24
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	::stuffs green hairy chips into plastic bag and sets it on a chair:: Thanks Neb, I'll save them for KHaN next time he comes in here and makes a mess of everything. I know they'll keep him occupied for hours! He likes to separate the lice and save them for last! Don't worry about the crayon, I am sure LadyZ has another one somewhere. That woman has MANY magic crayons! I don't need to know where Mr. Peepers is right away anyway. I do want to make sure he gets one of these though! ::grabs fake apple and stuffs it into bag with hairy chips:: OK what next? Oh Yeah! I need to do my hair! :: Pulls metal comb out of purse and starts violently teasing hair:: I need it to look just right for my debut in the Asylum Theatre! We're doing "Hairspray" tonight! [ 11-11-2001: Message edited by: Moni ]

11-11-2001, 02:54 PM	#27
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Gives Lioness the nice pills that she should have taken a few hours ago

11-11-2001, 05:05 PM	#29
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Legolas: cast Remove Mental Simulacrum: Legolas Legolas: cast Remove acidic stuff: Corn Legolas: cast Create nice shiny multi-coloured balloons: Air What's that smell? It's socks isn't it? Yes I think so Go away! I dispelled you You can't do magic Yes I can Okay poof Aaarhg!!!! It's the book I tells you! The book! No! No! Stay away! Don't come any closer! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Not page 63! NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

11-11-2001, 05:06 PM	#30
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	You will score a major victory at work when you're able to produce documentation proving that the appropriate person has died and made you God.

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