Mad Insane Assylum Part 2 - Page 2

Beaumanoir · 11-11-2001, 06:53 AM

What The Hell!? This Is Just A Place Where You Can Spam And Be Stupid!

I'm In Heaven!!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Mmmm, Golfballs

11-11-2001, 08:20 AM

Excuse me, is this Gatwick Airport?

No?

Oh - no possibility of a flight to Sirius then?

No?

Oh well, guess I'd better...

FEAST ON THE WARDENS!!!!!

DIE, HUMANS, DIE!!!!!

Lioness · 11-11-2001, 08:53 AM

*zooms into the new asylum on her green marshmallow cloud* hmmmm...green rivers...magenta crayons...

Neb · 11-11-2001, 08:58 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Shield:
Excuse me, is this Gatwick Airport?

No?

Oh - no possibility of a flight to Sirius then?

No?

Oh well, guess I'd better...

FEAST ON THE WARDENS!!!!!

DIE, HUMANS, DIE!!!!!

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! *Attacks Lord Shield with pudding, delicious strawberry pudding* Die vile fiend who is the opposite of all that is pudding! LET THE RIVERS RUN WHATEVER-COLOUR-THAT-WHICH-FLOWS-IN-YOUR-VEINS-IS!

Lioness · 11-11-2001, 09:17 AM

magenta-green rivers, with peices of LS...hmmmm..*nibbles marshmallow*

SSJ4Sephiroth · 11-11-2001, 09:21 AM

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! 'Come with me Mr. Carter, and there will be no trouble!'

Mr.(President) Carter: 'What the hell are you doing to me boy?' *Grabs Mr. Carter and puts him on an elevator*

Legolas · 11-11-2001, 10:49 AM

Now mister wardenb, you open the door this instant. We want to leave with puddingman and the salsa woman, isn't that right, Legolas?
It sure is Legolas. Open the door now.
Yes! open it or Legolas and Legolas will twist Bobo into a key personally!
You said it, Legolas!
I think I stepped in corn...
Always better than stepping in that sinciput the puddingman has left lying on the floor.
The corn is giving me formication!
Huh? what'd you say Legolas? I was doing some omphaloskepsis, so I didn't hear you.
The corn drives me crazy, Legolas
Nonsense Legolas! How would that be possible?
Yes, corn can't drive you insane.
Well it does.
Here, have a pear.
But that one belongs to Santa. You were going to apply it to the Northpole, Legolas.
I think we can make an exception in this case.
The chicken won't like it, I want marshmellows!

11-11-2001, 10:53 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Neb:

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! *Attacks Lord Shield with pudding, delicious strawberry pudding* Die vile fiend who is the opposite of all that is pudding! LET THE RIVERS RUN WHATEVER-COLOUR-THAT-WHICH-FLOWS-IN-YOUR-VEINS-IS!

LS watches Neb run straight through him and out of the window with the pudding in his hand

Don't interrupt while I'm pulling limbs off asylum wardens (and putting them back on in the wrong order)

Neb · 11-11-2001, 10:59 AM

*Runs out of the window just as a wormhole opens beneath it, falls through the wormhole where strange radiation empowers his pudding so that it is +15 and capable of hitting Lord Shield's with munchkinny invulnerabilites and abilites as well as making the wielder immune to all such abilities, the other end of the wormhole is just behind Lord Shield and Neb runs out of it and scores a backstab and a critical hit on him*

[ 11-11-2001: Message edited by: Neb ]

11-11-2001, 11:07 AM

LS goes pop and reappears again behind Neb

Time for a spanking - with a Vorpal club with a nail in the end

11-11-2001, 06:53 AM	#11
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	What The Hell!? This Is Just A Place Where You Can Spam And Be Stupid! I'm In Heaven!!! [img]smile.gif[/img] Mmmm, Golfballs __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

11-11-2001, 08:53 AM	#13
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	zooms into the new asylum on her green marshmallow cloud hmmmm...green rivers...magenta crayons... __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

11-11-2001, 08:58 AM	#14
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	quote: Originally posted by Lord Shield: Excuse me, is this Gatwick Airport? No? Oh - no possibility of a flight to Sirius then? No? Oh well, guess I'd better... FEAST ON THE WARDENS!!!!! DIE, HUMANS, DIE!!!!! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Attacks Lord Shield with pudding, delicious strawberry pudding Die vile fiend who is the opposite of all that is pudding! LET THE RIVERS RUN WHATEVER-COLOUR-THAT-WHICH-FLOWS-IN-YOUR-VEINS-IS!

11-11-2001, 09:17 AM	#15
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	magenta-green rivers, with peices of LS...hmmmm..nibbles marshmallow __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

11-11-2001, 10:49 AM	#17
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Now mister wardenb, you open the door this instant. We want to leave with puddingman and the salsa woman, isn't that right, Legolas? It sure is Legolas. Open the door now. Yes! open it or Legolas and Legolas will twist Bobo into a key personally! You said it, Legolas! I think I stepped in corn... Always better than stepping in that sinciput the puddingman has left lying on the floor. The corn is giving me formication! Huh? what'd you say Legolas? I was doing some omphaloskepsis, so I didn't hear you. The corn drives me crazy, Legolas Nonsense Legolas! How would that be possible? Yes, corn can't drive you insane. Well it does. Here, have a pear. But that one belongs to Santa. You were going to apply it to the Northpole, Legolas. I think we can make an exception in this case. The chicken won't like it, I want marshmellows! __________________ Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny!

11-11-2001, 08:20 AM	#12
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Excuse me, is this Gatwick Airport? No? Oh - no possibility of a flight to Sirius then? No? Oh well, guess I'd better... FEAST ON THE WARDENS!!!!! DIE, HUMANS, DIE!!!!!

11-11-2001, 09:21 AM	#16
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! 'Come with me Mr. Carter, and there will be no trouble!' Mr.(President) Carter: 'What the hell are you doing to me boy?' Grabs Mr. Carter and puts him on an elevator

11-11-2001, 10:53 AM	#18
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	quote: Originally posted by Neb: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Attacks Lord Shield with pudding, delicious strawberry pudding Die vile fiend who is the opposite of all that is pudding! LET THE RIVERS RUN WHATEVER-COLOUR-THAT-WHICH-FLOWS-IN-YOUR-VEINS-IS! LS watches Neb run straight through him and out of the window with the pudding in his hand Don't interrupt while I'm pulling limbs off asylum wardens (and putting them back on in the wrong order)

11-11-2001, 10:59 AM	#19
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	Runs out of the window just as a wormhole opens beneath it, falls through the wormhole where strange radiation empowers his pudding so that it is +15 and capable of hitting Lord Shield's with munchkinny invulnerabilites and abilites as well as making the wielder immune to all such abilities, the other end of the wormhole is just behind Lord Shield and Neb runs out of it and scores a backstab and a critical hit on him [ 11-11-2001: Message edited by: Neb ]

11-11-2001, 11:07 AM	#20
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	LS goes pop and reappears again behind Neb Time for a spanking - with a Vorpal club with a nail in the end

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