The 13th ORT building

[Neb]

]Welcome to the thirteenth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!
Statues of Aelia, Galadria and DragonMage have been erected in front of the building. Ample drool drains have also been installed, but onlookers are advised to bring hankerchief.


Here's the official map of the ORT Building:

This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters, floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are:

Roof: Pool and BBQ area.
5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members.
4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.)
3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance.
2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance.
1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members.
Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop.
B1: Labs(Access Denied.)
B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.)
B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.)
B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate.
B5-B12: Empty or used for storage.
B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there.

Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues to be admired by all.

Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted

Order of the Royal Toads - Application

Name:...........
Age:...........
Sex:...........
Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............
Spanking preference (as above):...........
Number of tentacles:...........
Liking of toads (please indicate preference):
1 (not at all)
2 (not very much)
3 (somewhat)
4 (quite a lot)
5 (love them!)
Swimming ability:............

Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this


Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!

[Talthyr Malkaviel]

Yay!! First post, pays to be in English timezone sometimes I guess.

[Neb]

Yay! Second post! Or perhaps third if someone's fast.....

*throws an orange at Talthyr's head, as well as at the head of anyone that might have stolen the 2nd post [img]tongue.gif[/img] *

[Talthyr Malkaviel]

*Quickly dodges the orange, then catches it and starts to eat it*
Hey Neb, since we're in the giving mood
*launches a brick diguised as an orange directly at Neb's head and hears a satisfying clunk*

[Neb]

quote:

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Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
*Quickly dodges the orange, then catches it and starts to eat it*
Hey Neb, since we're in the giving mood
*launches a brick diguised as an orange directly at Neb's head and hears a satisfying clunk*

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Lucky that I ducked! But poor Regin! He was standing right behind me! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Sir ReGiN]

starts swaying, and falls over
*Hey..who..who threw that?!*

[Beaumanoir]

*Feels The Need To Start Mischeif*

IT WAS TALTHYR! I SAW HIM!!!

[Talthyr Malkaviel]

Uh... no you didn't, you can't have seen anything
*pops a sack over binky's head too*
See, how could you have seen anything with that big sack on your head?
*and who's the one who's always throwing oranges, I bet it was Neb!!!!!
*starts running away frothing at the mouth, singing 'follow the yellow brick road while chewing a skipping rope*

[Scholarcs]

Yay we got a new building!

*Casts protection from oranges on self*

[Beaumanoir]

*Takes Of Bag*
"What Bag??"