in MY congregation

John D Harris · 09-05-2002, 10:57 PM

A minister, a priest, and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day.
They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it
was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

Refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, along came a group of
ladies from town. The men ran for cover, with the minister and priest
covering their privates and the rabbi covering his face.

After the ladies were gone and the men had retrieved their clothes,
the minister asked the rabbi why he covered his face and not his privates.
The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."

Attalus · 09-05-2002, 11:02 PM

Jeez, John, I kicked the slats out of my cradle, the first time that I heard that. But, it's still funny, LOL.

John D Harris · 09-05-2002, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Attalus:
Jeez, John, I kicked the slats out of my cradle, the first time that I heard that. But, it's still funny, LOL.

Hey what can I say I'm a fountain of the old & corny

09-05-2002, 10:57 PM	#1
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Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	Jeez, John, I kicked the slats out of my cradle, the first time that I heard that. But, it's still funny, LOL.

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