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04-27-2004, 11:40 PM
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Got a crazy idea for Homeland Security? Post it here!
The Whackmiester's Idea: The TSS (Terrorist Suction System) 1. Terrorists are in isles of plane. 2. Pilot presses a button 3. Iron shutters close to protect passangers. 4. Cielings open up. 5. Terrorists are sucked out of the plane 6. Ceiling closes. 7. Shutters lift 8. Everything returns to normal. |
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04-28-2004, 12:12 AM
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I think you should rename it to the Terrorist Suction Approach, and get the initials TSA. Anyone who flies will know why.... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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04-28-2004, 12:58 AM
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Hmmm.... can't think of anything, but I can tell you one fatal flaw with the TSS (or TSA). When the ceiling opens up the resulting vacuum will likely tear the fuselage of the plane to pieces killing all on board.
Now if only I could think up something to top it. Hmmmmmm....... Well theres always the gun in every passengers seat idea. P.S. TSA? Where did that one go down again? Was that the everglades one? [ 04-28-2004, 12:59 AM: Message edited by: Firestormalpha ]
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04-28-2004, 02:37 AM
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The Dreadnoks
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Yea'll, I like the gun in every passengers seat idea!
I tell ya, after hearing about the latest flight fiasco, I'm concerned nobody beat the "Jack" to within 2 inches of his life, and continued on to destination. Hmm, wonder why the last flights I've taken I always had the 'extra' security screening.
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04-28-2004, 02:42 AM
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Fzoul Chembryl
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Why don't you just sedate every passenger as soon as the plane starts to taxi?
[ 04-28-2004, 04:51 AM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ]
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04-28-2004, 02:47 AM
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Add more colors
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04-28-2004, 07:13 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Armed Marshal Law! We have cops to patrol our streets, why not cops to patrol the skies? I know they have some, and I know its expensive, but life is moer expensive I would think. Mandatory Marshal Law on every flight, would be my addition.
EDIT: Just noticed its suppose to be a dumb, oops.  [ 04-28-2004, 07:15 AM: Message edited by: LordKathen ]
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04-28-2004, 07:22 AM
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Just gag the passengers and tie them up. that way nobody can move. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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04-28-2004, 07:42 AM
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Or give em the B.A Baraccus treatment. Every passenger gets to drink a carton of milk which will put them all asleep for the duration of the flight. Sleeping people can't cause trouble. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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04-28-2004, 11:01 AM
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Random Commercial airliner destruction by fighter jets! Since we can't keep all the terrorist off and some are bound to get through screening, we'll just start randomly downing commerial airliners with air-to-air missiles*. We'll get combat time for our naval & airforce pilots all while sticking a finger in the eye of Al Quaida. That'll teach them!
(*the above was intended for sarcastic entertainment purposes only. Do not try this at Homeland security. This means you, George.)
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