The BPTRJTPS (shhhh...it's a secret!) - Page 2

Lioness · 11-19-2001, 07:52 PM

quote:
Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
*Sephiroth pulls out a folded, unmarked parchment and an intricate fountain pen. he places them on the table in front of the leader of the order and dispels the poison, after tying up all of his limbs except for his right arm* Now, you're going to put on this parchment that one Jerome is hereby reinstated into the order, got it?

*the leader wakes up, and groggily glances at Sephiroth...*

"Er, I'm a lefty."

SSJ4Sephiroth · 11-19-2001, 07:54 PM

*Sephiroth sighs, cuts the ropes while Lioness holds the leader in a deathgrip, and reties them with his left arm stickig out* There, now write the document.

Lioness · 11-19-2001, 07:58 PM

quote:
Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
*Sephiroth sighs, cuts the ropes while Lioness holds the leader in a deathgrip, and reties them with his left arm stickig out* There, now write the document.

*vewwy vewwy slowly...the leader begins to write a short message at the top*

"Wait, a second? Why won't this Jerome just become a paladin naturally? It's quite easy."

SSJ4Sephiroth · 11-19-2001, 08:01 PM

err, umm... because... Why do you care? we're the captors and you're the captive, now do what we tell you. please? *holds a hammer up* believe me, it will do us all good if you just write the message...

Lioness · 11-19-2001, 08:02 PM

Argh! I gotta go, Seph! We'll finish this tomorrow b4 the multi, ok? I'll be in touch. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Bye!

SSJ4Sephiroth · 11-19-2001, 08:05 PM

augh! too bad you have to go so early... oh well, looking forward to tomorrow!

Goodnight, and sweet dreams!
Cody R. Lape

Jerome · 11-20-2001, 11:20 AM

[img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

Er....

Hiram Sedai · 11-20-2001, 11:23 AM

The BPTRJTPS (shhhh...it's a secret!)

Does it mean Big People tell raunchy jokes to peeve Sephiroth?
You can tell me. I won't tell a soul.

Neb · 11-20-2001, 11:25 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
The BPTRJTPS (shhhh...it's a secret!)

Does it mean Big People tell raunchy jokes to peeve Sephiroth?
You can tell me. I won't tell a soul.

"....BIG Kidnapping To Return Jerome To Paladin Status Plan..."

Jerome · 11-20-2001, 11:28 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Neb:

"....BIG Kidnapping To Return Jerome To Paladin Status Plan..."

Righty ho... I admire your determination, little Spam Kitten... but you'll never suceed. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-19-2001, 07:52 PM	#11
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	quote: Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth: Sephiroth pulls out a folded, unmarked parchment and an intricate fountain pen. he places them on the table in front of the leader of the order and dispels the poison, after tying up all of his limbs except for his right arm Now, you're going to put on this parchment that one Jerome is hereby reinstated into the order, got it? the leader wakes up, and groggily glances at Sephiroth... "Er, I'm a lefty." __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

11-19-2001, 07:58 PM	#13
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	quote: Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth: Sephiroth sighs, cuts the ropes while Lioness holds the leader in a deathgrip, and reties them with his left arm stickig out There, now write the document. vewwy vewwy slowly...the leader begins to write a short message at the top "Wait, a second? Why won't this Jerome just become a paladin naturally? It's quite easy." __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

11-19-2001, 08:02 PM	#15
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	Argh! I gotta go, Seph! We'll finish this tomorrow b4 the multi, ok? I'll be in touch. [img]smile.gif[/img] Bye! __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

11-20-2001, 11:20 AM	#17
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	[img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] Er.... __________________ Psychos do not explode when hit by sunlight, no matter how crazy they are!

11-20-2001, 11:23 AM	#18
Hiram Sedai Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 8, 2001 Location: Georgia Age: 54 Posts: 918	The BPTRJTPS (shhhh...it's a secret!) Does it mean Big People tell raunchy jokes to peeve Sephiroth? You can tell me. I won't tell a soul. __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit3.com/users/HADB/index.cgi?board=general&action=logout\" target=\"_blank\">HADB Messageboard Board</a><br /><br />Hopelessly Pedantic

11-19-2001, 07:54 PM	#12
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	Sephiroth sighs, cuts the ropes while Lioness holds the leader in a deathgrip, and reties them with his left arm stickig out There, now write the document.

11-19-2001, 08:01 PM	#14
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	err, umm... because... Why do you care? we're the captors and you're the captive, now do what we tell you. please? holds a hammer up believe me, it will do us all good if you just write the message...

11-19-2001, 08:05 PM	#16
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	augh! too bad you have to go so early... oh well, looking forward to tomorrow! Goodnight, and sweet dreams! Cody R. Lape

11-20-2001, 11:25 AM	#19
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	quote: Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: The BPTRJTPS (shhhh...it's a secret!) Does it mean Big People tell raunchy jokes to peeve Sephiroth? You can tell me. I won't tell a soul. "....BIG Kidnapping To Return Jerome To Paladin Status Plan..."

11-20-2001, 11:28 AM	#20
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	quote: Originally posted by Neb: "....BIG Kidnapping To Return Jerome To Paladin Status Plan..." Righty ho... I admire your determination, little Spam Kitten... but you'll never suceed. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Psychos do not explode when hit by sunlight, no matter how crazy they are!

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