This gave me a good laugh... :D

Brennihelvete · 04-11-2003, 07:40 PM

Bob called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner. "Hello?" said a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," said Bob. "Is mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob said, "But you don't have an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes I do. He's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl came back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, fell down the stairs, went through the front window and now she's dead."

"Oh my God! And what about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot that you took out all the water last week to paint it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool, and now he's dead too."

There was a long pause, then Bob said, "Swimming pool? Is this 741-0766?"

Gangrell · 04-11-2003, 07:43 PM

Guess it's a good thing to know if you're at the right address when you find out your wife is having an affair [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Good one [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Blind_Prophet · 04-11-2003, 07:43 PM

lol thats the kind a joke that makes you do this ---------> [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

Harkoliar · 04-11-2003, 11:47 PM

i heard this one before.. still funny though [img]smile.gif[/img]

Kakero · 04-12-2003, 05:09 AM

I've heard another variation of this, but still funny.

B_part · 04-13-2003, 09:53 AM

Doh!

/)eathKiller · 04-13-2003, 10:09 AM

Heh, you'd think he'd recognize the little girl's voice [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Gangrell · 04-13-2003, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by /)eathKiller:
Heh, you'd think he'd recognize the little girl's voice [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Or the little girl anyway [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Cristian · 04-14-2003, 11:02 AM

damn that is just ...........fun

04-11-2003, 07:40 PM	#1
Brennihelvete Avatar Join Date: September 25, 2002 Location: Norway Age: 39 Posts: 516	Bob called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner. "Hello?" said a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," said Bob. "Is mommy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank." After a brief pause, Bob said, "But you don't have an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Yes I do. He's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!" "Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl came back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, fell down the stairs, went through the front window and now she's dead." "Oh my God! And what about Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot that you took out all the water last week to paint it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool, and now he's dead too." There was a long pause, then Bob said, "Swimming pool? Is this 741-0766?" __________________

04-11-2003, 07:43 PM	#3
Blind_Prophet Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Yokosuka Japan Age: 38 Posts: 1,168	lol thats the kind a joke that makes you do this ---------> [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] __________________ The height of narcissism

04-11-2003, 11:47 PM	#4
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	i heard this one before.. still funny though [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

04-13-2003, 09:53 AM	#6
B_part Quintesson Join Date: September 11, 2002 Location: Milan (Italy) Age: 43 Posts: 1,066	Doh! __________________ Never attribute to malice that which can be ascribed to sheer stupidity

04-13-2003, 10:09 AM	#7
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	Heh, you'd think he'd recognize the little girl's voice [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

04-11-2003, 07:43 PM	#2
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 36 Posts: 4,835	Guess it's a good thing to know if you're at the right address when you find out your wife is having an affair [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Good one [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

04-12-2003, 05:09 AM	#5
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	I've heard another variation of this, but still funny.

04-14-2003, 11:02 AM	#9
Cristian Emerald Dragon Join Date: May 12, 2002 Location: Sweden Age: 35 Posts: 992	damn that is just ...........fun __________________ Reeka once told me:<br />\"Bloom Where You Are Planted\"

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