The Whackmiester's Drunken Rampage 11/17/2003

11-17-2003, 10:02 PM

In the early morning of yesterday, the United States Army in Iraq once again changed the name of their operation to Ivy Cyclone. I guess "Iron Hammer" wasn't cool enough for them? Those guys at the Pentagon should make up their minds about one nime for the whole Iraqi process. Here's some ideas of mine:
- Operation "F*** you, Saddam!"
- Operation "Master Wedgie!"
- Operation "We're-Mad-As-Hell-And-We-Ain't-Gonna-Take-It-Anymore!"
- Operation "Fire in YOUR hole!"
- Operation "Terrorist Liver, anybody?"
- Operation "Drunken Monkey"
- Operation "Trigger Happy"
- Operation "You want fried with that?"
- Operation "My Bum Your Lips"
- Operation "Farting Fire"
- Operation "Banana Rambo"
- Operation "I'm Crushing your Head! Crush! Crush!"
- Operation "Desert Storm 2&1/2"
- Operation "Dude, Where's my Nads?"
- Operation "Be Vewy, Vewy Quiet, we're wooking fo' Saddam Hussien. Huhuhuh."
- Operation "Angry Midget"
- Operation "Crowbar-in-brain"

Anyway, enough of that stuff. Let's pick on something else. Ah, yes, the SNIPER TRIAL!!! Ya know what - I KNEW this was gonna happen. John Allen Muhammed and Leboi Malvo are in an even worse predicament then before...1,000 Volts worse, if ya know what I mean! Click! Buzz! Sizzle!

Schwarzenegger got into office last month and now he's rolling like that time I got rolled into a snow boulder and rolled down a hill! He's attacked the auto tax so far. Not bad, I say.

And now, one of the cutest pictures on the net:
http://www.horsesanctuary.com/posts/11.shtml

SpiritWarrior · 11-17-2003, 10:05 PM

You shouldn't drink

.

Firestormalpha · 11-17-2003, 10:22 PM

Umm... for your safety Whackmeister, don't drink and type.

Gangrell · 11-17-2003, 10:36 PM

How is it whenever someone is drunk, they always have near perfect typing? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Jorath Calar · 11-17-2003, 10:48 PM

You forgot:
Operation: Persian Gulf Distraction (no not a typo)
Operation: Get the bodybag business on track
Operation: Daddy did it much better
Operation: Cheney is not rich enough
Operation: Freedom Fries
Operation: Lets put the final nail into that reelection coffin

hey I'm not drunk, just very tired... [img]smile.gif[/img]

shadowhound · 11-18-2003, 12:15 AM

Hows about
Operation Who's your baghdaddy?

wellard · 11-18-2003, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firestormalpha:
Umm... for your safety Whackmeister, don't drink and type.

Why not? it was funny as hell.

[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] Whackmeister [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

LordKathen · 11-18-2003, 03:54 AM

Very funny Whackmiester! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img]
I just hope those words still ring true in the end.

Timber Loftis · 11-18-2003, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Whackmiester:
Schwarzenegger got into office last month and now he's rolling like that time I got rolled into a snow boulder and rolled down a hill! He's attacked the auto tax so far. Not bad, I say.

Yep. One hour into office and he increased the deficit $4 billion. Is he taking tips from Bush?

Zuvio · 11-18-2003, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shadowhound:
Hows about
Operation Who's your baghdaddy?

LoL!

Whackmiester, you really have a big heart don't you - points at the kitty-cat!

11-17-2003, 10:05 PM	#2
SpiritWarrior Jack Burton Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Ireland Posts: 5,854	You shouldn't drink . __________________ Still I feel like a child when I look at the moon, maybe I grew up a little too soon...

11-17-2003, 10:22 PM	#3
Firestormalpha Knight of the Rose Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Coral Springs, Fl USA Age: 40 Posts: 4,454	Umm... for your safety Whackmeister, don't drink and type. __________________ "When you start with a presupposition, it's hard to arrive at any other conclusion." "We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse." - Augustine "If you're wondering if God has a sense of humor, consider the platypus." http://www.greaterthings.cbglades.com

11-18-2003, 12:15 AM	#6
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	Hows about Operation Who's your baghdaddy? __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

11-18-2003, 03:54 AM	#8
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	Very funny Whackmiester! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] I just hope those words still ring true in the end. __________________

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11-17-2003, 10:02 PM	#1
Son of Osiris Guest Posts: n/a	In the early morning of yesterday, the United States Army in Iraq once again changed the name of their operation to Ivy Cyclone. I guess "Iron Hammer" wasn't cool enough for them? Those guys at the Pentagon should make up their minds about one nime for the whole Iraqi process. Here's some ideas of mine: - Operation "F*** you, Saddam!" - Operation "Master Wedgie!" - Operation "We're-Mad-As-Hell-And-We-Ain't-Gonna-Take-It-Anymore!" - Operation "Fire in YOUR hole!" - Operation "Terrorist Liver, anybody?" - Operation "Drunken Monkey" - Operation "Trigger Happy" - Operation "You want fried with that?" - Operation "My Bum Your Lips" - Operation "Farting Fire" - Operation "Banana Rambo" - Operation "I'm Crushing your Head! Crush! Crush!" - Operation "Desert Storm 2&1/2" - Operation "Dude, Where's my Nads?" - Operation "Be Vewy, Vewy Quiet, we're wooking fo' Saddam Hussien. Huhuhuh." - Operation "Angry Midget" - Operation "Crowbar-in-brain" Anyway, enough of that stuff. Let's pick on something else. Ah, yes, the SNIPER TRIAL!!! Ya know what - I KNEW this was gonna happen. John Allen Muhammed and Leboi Malvo are in an even worse predicament then before...1,000 Volts worse, if ya know what I mean! Click! Buzz! Sizzle! Schwarzenegger got into office last month and now he's rolling like that time I got rolled into a snow boulder and rolled down a hill! He's attacked the auto tax so far. Not bad, I say. And now, one of the cutest pictures on the net: http://www.horsesanctuary.com/posts/11.shtml

11-17-2003, 10:36 PM	#4
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 36 Posts: 4,835	How is it whenever someone is drunk, they always have near perfect typing? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-17-2003, 10:48 PM	#5
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	You forgot: Operation: Persian Gulf Distraction (no not a typo) Operation: Get the bodybag business on track Operation: Daddy did it much better Operation: Cheney is not rich enough Operation: Freedom Fries Operation: Lets put the final nail into that reelection coffin hey I'm not drunk, just very tired... [img]smile.gif[/img]

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