A Smile

Arvon · 03-27-2003, 07:00 PM

Bungee Jumping

Two guys decide to set up a bungee jumping service in Mexico. They set up in a plaza, and a large crowd assembles around them, so they decide to give a demonstration.

The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up—he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

The second guy finally catches him and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

The first guy replies, "No, the cord was fine....but what the hell is a pinata?"

/)eathKiller · 03-27-2003, 07:09 PM

Those little kids with blindfolds can really swing!

HolyWarrior · 03-27-2003, 07:25 PM

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Kakero · 03-27-2003, 08:12 PM

Haha! serve him correct. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LordKathen · 03-27-2003, 08:16 PM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] That was to much for my gut to handle,arvon! You may have some lawsuits on your hands if you keep making us crack up like this! Even rupert thought it was funny!

SolitaryHacker · 03-27-2003, 09:28 PM

i have that joke in a booklet that i got a long time ago

Callum Kerr · 03-28-2003, 06:46 AM

what the hell is a pinata?

Kaltia · 03-28-2003, 07:24 AM

From what I remember it's something,like an animnalshape, hung on a string suspended from the roof. You're blindfolded and have to hit the pinata witha bat.
Bloody keyboard....

LordKathen · 03-28-2003, 07:46 AM

Its a Mexican tradition for celebrations. Its a paper mache animal hung from a tree and stuffed with candy and small toys for blindfolded children to hit with a bat or stick untill it brakes and all the candy falls to be devoured by the children.There is a large Mexican community in Tri-Cities, and we see this out in their yards all the time for birthday parties and such.

SolitaryHacker · 03-28-2003, 04:16 PM

stop confusing me!!!

03-27-2003, 07:00 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Bungee Jumping Two guys decide to set up a bungee jumping service in Mexico. They set up in a plaza, and a large crowd assembles around them, so they decide to give a demonstration. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up—he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. The second guy finally catches him and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first guy replies, "No, the cord was fine....but what the hell is a pinata?" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

03-27-2003, 07:09 PM	#2
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	Those little kids with blindfolds can really swing! __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

03-27-2003, 08:16 PM	#5
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] That was to much for my gut to handle,arvon! You may have some lawsuits on your hands if you keep making us crack up like this! Even rupert thought it was funny! __________________

03-27-2003, 09:28 PM	#6
SolitaryHacker Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 6, 2003 Location: uh..... Age: 36 Posts: 16	i have that joke in a booklet that i got a long time ago __________________ destiny, chance, fate, fortune, theyre all just ways of claiming you sucesses without claiming your failures

03-28-2003, 06:46 AM	#7
Callum Kerr Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: October 11, 2002 Location: Malaysia Age: 35 Posts: 638	what the hell is a pinata? __________________ [img]\"http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwARAyMWqyivmPQQNWY0hVVRv3oUvlvq5uMcEd3!RZut55dm8 emNqpdvpE7IkB0Cpa1ykaC4MbaPQTDKfXyfz!1y5xDqyJez01d EkyCZjmc/Callum.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Puff the magic dragon!

03-27-2003, 07:25 PM	#3
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03-27-2003, 08:12 PM	#4
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Haha! serve him correct. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

03-28-2003, 07:24 AM	#8
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	From what I remember it's something,like an animnalshape, hung on a string suspended from the roof. You're blindfolded and have to hit the pinata witha bat. Bloody keyboard.... __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

03-28-2003, 07:46 AM	#9
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	Its a Mexican tradition for celebrations. Its a paper mache animal hung from a tree and stuffed with candy and small toys for blindfolded children to hit with a bat or stick untill it brakes and all the candy falls to be devoured by the children.There is a large Mexican community in Tri-Cities, and we see this out in their yards all the time for birthday parties and such. __________________

03-28-2003, 04:16 PM	#10
SolitaryHacker Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 6, 2003 Location: uh..... Age: 36 Posts: 16	stop confusing me!!! __________________ destiny, chance, fate, fortune, theyre all just ways of claiming you sucesses without claiming your failures

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