Bumper-Stickers I've seen...

[MILAMBER]

Originally posted by Sazerac: Vegetarian feminists believe that you are what you eat. In this one's book, that makes me dead meat. No kidding.

There is a deep thought that goes something like:

"I'm not a vegeterian because I love animals, I'm a vegeterian because I hate plants."

-Jack Handy


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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
-General George Patton (1885-1945)


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Here's one frequent with fisherman that ranks in there Saz, "my wife say's if I go fishing one more time she is going to leave me..Damn I'm going to miss her" I am a fisherman and I hate this one! I slump down in my seat thinking to go faster. Get away..
Conan

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Use the portal please!

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[Neb]

I've never heard that one before Mil, nice one .

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[Sazerac]

Originally posted by Conan: Here's one frequent with fisherman that ranks in there Saz, "my wife say's if I go fishing one more time she is going to leave me..Damn I'm going to miss her" I am a fisherman and I hate this one! I slump down in my seat thinking to go faster. Get away.. Conan

Yep, I put that one right up there with the one that says, "My wife ran off with my best friend, and boy do I miss him!!"

[caleb]

I saw someone yesterday that had a big cardboard sign attached to their car that said something like "to all you so called rightous killers we are no better then mcvay" yes they even misspelt his name the asses.

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[bilqis]

Here are more:

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN.

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.


(just in case you wanted more that is )



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Sometimes I think I
understand everything,
then I regain consciousness.

[Sazerac]

Originally posted by bilqis: PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.

Now I like that one! Watch out, Kermit!

[Larry_OHF]

Check this one out...
Two billion Sperm...and YOU were the fastest???

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Larry,
Loyal guardian of the OHF
Devoted member of the Ironworks
Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard (the fool that takes the bullet)
Ertai's back-up
Memnoch's chief look-out
Member of the Ancients club

Gosh I have seen a lot of good bumper stickers in my time...one day I sat behind a truck with a camper shell just covered with them and laughed my ass off until the light changed...can't remember a one of them though!

Rex has one...it says simply; BITE ME

A friend in Tucson owns a smoke shop and sells some with things like "Have you drugged your child today?" Funny for sicker minds than my own I guess


Moni

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[caleb]

If you can read this I can slam on my breaks and sue you.

Thanks for parking so close next time leave a can opener so I can get out!

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!