Nerds

Arvon · 01-29-2003, 04:50 PM

Overpopulation of Nerds

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "Nerds Not Allowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says, "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?" The truck driver says, "I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I am hauling." The bartender says, "Okay, truck drivers are not nerds." and serves him a beer.

As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver said, totally shocked, "Why did you do that?" The bartender said, "Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in season now. You don't even need a license."

The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.

A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season." "Well, sure," said the patrolman. "But you can't bait 'em."

Timber Loftis · 01-29-2003, 04:55 PM

OMG-funny!

Aragorn The Wise · 01-29-2003, 04:57 PM

hahaha I've heard that one before but it's still extremely funny [img]smile.gif[/img]

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-29-2003, 05:22 PM

thats terrible(y funny that is)

The Hierophant · 01-29-2003, 06:12 PM

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FUNNY!

lucius · 01-29-2003, 06:17 PM

That is funny but I would probally run out to see if I could get a free computer

Zarr · 01-29-2003, 06:35 PM

Funny! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Aragorn The Wise · 01-29-2003, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lucius:
That is funny but I would probally run out to see if I could get a free computer

wouldn't we all do that

Lavindathar · 01-29-2003, 08:44 PM

Considering we all spend ages onhere, we'd all run out!

Kakero · 01-29-2003, 09:34 PM

lol, luckily I'm not a nerd. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

01-29-2003, 04:50 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Overpopulation of Nerds This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "Nerds Not Allowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says, "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?" The truck driver says, "I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I am hauling." The bartender says, "Okay, truck drivers are not nerds." and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver said, totally shocked, "Why did you do that?" The bartender said, "Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in season now. You don't even need a license." The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season." "Well, sure," said the patrolman. "But you can't bait 'em." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-29-2003, 04:55 PM	#2
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	OMG-funny! __________________

01-29-2003, 04:57 PM	#3
Aragorn The Wise Manshoon Join Date: December 30, 2002 Location: USA Age: 39 Posts: 172	hahaha I've heard that one before but it's still extremely funny [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ <br />If TCP/IP handshaking was less formal, perhaps SYN/ACK would be YO!/SUP! instead...

01-29-2003, 05:22 PM	#4
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	thats terrible(y funny that is) __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-29-2003, 06:12 PM	#5
The Hierophant Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: May 10, 2002 Location: Dunedin, New Zealand. Age: 42 Posts: 2,860	[img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] FUNNY! __________________ [img]\"hosted/Hierophant.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Strewth!

01-29-2003, 06:17 PM	#6
lucius Dungeon Master Join Date: November 24, 2002 Location: grande prairie Age: 35 Posts: 92	That is funny but I would probally run out to see if I could get a free computer

01-29-2003, 06:35 PM	#7
Zarr Symbol of Cyric Join Date: June 19, 2002 Location: Northern Ireland Age: 40 Posts: 1,330	Funny! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________ Minsc - \"Don\'t ask questions better left to aged sages\"<br /><br />\"You must gather your party before venturing forth\". BANG shoots him dead

01-29-2003, 08:44 PM	#9
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	Considering we all spend ages onhere, we'd all run out! __________________ =@

01-29-2003, 09:34 PM	#10
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	lol, luckily I'm not a nerd. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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