School Excuses?......roflmao

Stormymystic · 05-29-2003, 05:12 PM

This was found on my server, which will not let me get the link, but enjoy the laughs anyway

Really Funny School Excuse Notes
The kid gets sick. Mom has to write a note to the school. You know the drill. But what happens when Mom, too harried to think straight, writes something other than what she intended? A good laugh, that's what! Thanks to the very funny folks at RinkWorks.com, here are some (real) school excuses with Mom's spelling and punctuation included:
Dear Physical Education Teacher:
"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
"Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip."

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Weird Pains: Has Your Kid Ever Had THIS?
"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
"Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins."
"Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side."
"Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
"Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak."

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Please Excuse...
"Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault."
"Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday."
"Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well."
"Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps."
"Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor."
You Couldn't Have Meant This!
"My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines."
"Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust."
"Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral."

05-29-2003, 05:12 PM	#1
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	This was found on my server, which will not let me get the link, but enjoy the laughs anyway Really Funny School Excuse Notes The kid gets sick. Mom has to write a note to the school. You know the drill. But what happens when Mom, too harried to think straight, writes something other than what she intended? A good laugh, that's what! Thanks to the very funny folks at RinkWorks.com, here are some (real) school excuses with Mom's spelling and punctuation included: Dear Physical Education Teacher: "My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him." "Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating." "Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip." You think this is funny? These classified ads are even funnier! Weird Pains: Has Your Kid Ever Had THIS? "Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part." "Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins." "Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side." "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels." "Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak." The funniest bumper stickers ever! Please Excuse... "Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault." "Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday." "Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well." "Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps." "Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor." You Couldn't Have Meant This! "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines." "Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust." "Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral." __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

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