10-01-2001, 07:36 PM | #1 | |
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If y'all haven't looked over at the BG2 forum in the last couple of days, you may not be aware of a new establishment that has opened there. For your edification and amusement I'm reproducing that first post here:
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Franchises are available. Visit our general offices for details. ... and remember, at KFA we may not be in very good taste, but we sure taste good. ------------------ Proprieter of IW's finest dining establishment, KFA (a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Avariel). It's finger lickin' good!! |
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10-01-2001, 07:40 PM | #2 |
Manshoon
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Kentucky Fried Arsebandits more like. lol
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10-01-2001, 08:11 PM | #3 |
Xanathar Thieves Guild
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Hey but she doesnt have the wings....those can be tasty! Oh well in this case I'll eat the breasts and thighs ..........cherry bendover for dessert?
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10-02-2001, 12:07 AM | #4 |
Beholder
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why would anyone want to devour Aerie? it does not make sense, and i consider it an act of cannibalism!
------------------ It's simple. Once the Planet is hurt, it gathers Spirit Energy to heal the injury. The amount of energy gathered depends on the size of the injury...What would happen if there was an injury that threatened the very life of the Planet? Think how much energy would be gathered! Ha, ha, ha. And at the center of that injury, wil be me. All that boundless energy will be mine. By merging with the energy of the Planet, I will be come a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the Planet, I will cease to exist as I am now. Only to be reborn as a 'God' to rule over every living soul. What are you saying? Are you trying to tell me you have feelings now? Ha, ha, ha... Stop acting as if you're sad. And there's no need to act as if you're angry either. Because, Cloud, you are... a puppet. Super Sephiroth, slayer of the Uber Fluffy, and battle co-ordionator and defender of the HADB clan. Follower of the mighty Fallen Paladin himself. Diplomacy is all and well, but HADB is better! Head of the IronWorks Intelligence Division Official Soup Server of Cloudy's Cafe Stalking the woodlands, the Lioness in my sight, warm feelings doth come, into my lonely heart |
10-02-2001, 12:15 AM | #5 |
Manshoon
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Unfortunately, the KFA has been temporarily closed. It seems that the the KFA is infested with specailly enhanced rodents and the Health Inspector has closed it down.
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10-02-2001, 06:47 AM | #6 |
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I have XP as a cook, so you can hire me, I would have to think of some new recipies though
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10-02-2001, 07:11 AM | #7 | |
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------------------ Proprieter of IW's finest dining establishment, KFA (a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Avariel). It's finger lickin' good!! |
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10-02-2001, 07:17 AM | #8 |
Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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In case you haven't noticed, both the KFA thread as well as the Temple of Aerie thread are closed.
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10-02-2001, 07:54 AM | #9 | |
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------------------ Proprieter of IW's finest dining establishment, KFA (a.k.a. Kentucky Fried Avariel). It's finger lickin' good!! |
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10-02-2001, 08:32 AM | #10 |
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I'm good with it
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