07-30-2003, 11:56 PM | #1 |
The Magister
Join Date: November 10, 2002
Location: Kentucky
Age: 36
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Got this in an e-mail.
-------- Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some "actual" ( ) logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers P = The problem logged by the pilot.) S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're there for. P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget.
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07-31-2003, 08:55 AM | #2 |
Manshoon
Join Date: November 15, 2002
Location: Amsterdam
Age: 47
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LOL Maybe it's just me, but I cannot stop myself from laughing reading these kind of jokes. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Hmm, some colleagues are asking me if i'm alright. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]
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07-31-2003, 09:06 AM | #3 |
Symbol of Moradin
Join Date: June 5, 2002
Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
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Hilarious i tell you...
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07-31-2003, 09:38 AM | #4 |
Dungeon Master
Join Date: July 15, 2003
Location: florida
Age: 48
Posts: 50
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Whoa,
I hope I dont ride on that airplane. |
07-31-2003, 09:54 AM | #5 |
Fzoul Chembryl
Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Chaotica (london,england)
Age: 37
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he he he he...ha ha ha ha ROFL....i love it [img]smile.gif[/img]
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07-31-2003, 10:58 AM | #6 |
Jack Burton
Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Airstrip One
Age: 40
Posts: 5,571
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Seen these before but I still laugh at them. We don't get enough jokes on IW.
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08-01-2003, 12:50 AM | #7 |
Jack Burton
Join Date: March 21, 2001
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first time ive heard of theset things.. so funny!!!
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