Women's Favorite Email of the Year.

Harkoliar · 03-02-2003, 07:01 AM

i got this from the email (as usual

) this was voted the womens favorite email of the year... read to know why

Women's Favorite Email of the Year.

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balance the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized
to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

Don't you just love it? Ü

[Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year]

Thoran · 03-03-2003, 08:18 AM

It seems to me that these days the people I see and hear putting down homemakers the most are working women, not men. IMO this "email" is attacking a straw man. US government statistics indicate that women on average work 52 hours a week, men on average work 54. Doesn't seem to me that the average man would be overwhelmed by the average womans workload.

LordKathen · 03-03-2003, 09:43 AM

This is more apropriate to maybe 1955. These days are diferent. Also, while I did stay home with the kids while Lady Aberdene worked for nearly a year after being DXed with MS, and have great respect for anybody who stays home to manage the house and family, you dont usually do all the necesary chores all in one day, everyday.

Is a funny loke though Hark.

johnny · 03-03-2003, 09:51 AM

Hm, i wonder where i fit in. I work AND do the household all by myself. Thank god i can't get pregnant though.

Sever · 03-03-2003, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Hm, i wonder where i fit in. I work AND do the household all by myself. Thank god i can't get pregnant though.

Geez, there's only so much that can be expected from one man, johnny! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Legolas · 03-03-2003, 10:24 AM

Well, I don't know Johnny. Perhaps if you try hard enough...

Jorath Calar · 03-03-2003, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
Hm, i wonder where i fit in. I work AND do the household all by myself. Thank god i can't get pregnant though.

Oh no... here is a scary thought...it could breed...

[ 03-03-2003, 11:15 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 03-03-2003, 05:45 PM

kinda scary this one

Kakero · 03-03-2003, 06:08 PM

man getting pregnant? this is wierd. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

03-02-2003, 07:01 AM	#1
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	i got this from the email (as usual ) this was voted the womens favorite email of the year... read to know why Women's Favorite Email of the Year. A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balance the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night." Don't you just love it? Ü [Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year] __________________ Catch me if you can..

03-03-2003, 09:43 AM	#3
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	This is more apropriate to maybe 1955. These days are diferent. Also, while I did stay home with the kids while Lady Aberdene worked for nearly a year after being DXed with MS, and have great respect for anybody who stays home to manage the house and family, you dont usually do all the necesary chores all in one day, everyday. Is a funny loke though Hark. __________________

03-03-2003, 09:51 AM	#4
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Hm, i wonder where i fit in. I work AND do the household all by myself. Thank god i can't get pregnant though. __________________

03-03-2003, 05:45 PM	#8
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	kinda scary this one __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

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03-03-2003, 08:18 AM	#2
Thoran Galvatron Join Date: January 10, 2002 Location: Upstate NY Age: 56 Posts: 2,109	It seems to me that these days the people I see and hear putting down homemakers the most are working women, not men. IMO this "email" is attacking a straw man. US government statistics indicate that women on average work 52 hours a week, men on average work 54. Doesn't seem to me that the average man would be overwhelmed by the average womans workload.

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