Why it's great to be a man

[Hayashi]

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Your last name stays put.

You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting 'lucky'.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a rats ass if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.

If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

You can open all your own jars.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the damn time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."

You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

You're not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can do your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, December 24th, in 45minutes.

[Jorath Calar]

You forgot the best part... we don't have to put up with ourselves...
and we have women

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[Calaethis Dragonsbane]

Hahahha. quite funny... how much of it is *really* true? lol [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Beaumanoir]

Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane: Hahahha. quite funny... how much of it is *really* true? lol [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Nah, You Wouldn't Know Would You Little Girl [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Most Of It

[Dundee Slaytern]

What happened to the classic, "We can pee standing up."?

ADD] Or, "It's okay to be fat."

"Being clean is optional."

[ 09-01-2002, 12:07 PM: Message edited by: Dundee Slaytern ]

[Madman-Rogovich]

Originally posted by Dundee Slaytern: What happened to the classic, "We can pee standing up."? ADD] "

girls *can* do that too

[Calaethis Dragonsbane]

Originally posted by Beaumanoir: quote: Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane: Hahahha. quite funny... how much of it is *really* true? lol [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Nah, You Wouldn't Know Would You Little Girl [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Most Of It [/QUOTE]I was looking at the underware price you idiot! not EVERYONE uses "US $'s" BAH! SOME OF US ARE ENGLISH! AND WE USE "£s". idiot *mutters darkly*

[Dundee Slaytern]

Originally posted by Madman-Rogovich: girls *can* do that too

But can they aim it?

Excluding help from devices.

Ignoring the fact that most men don't seem to be able to anyway.

[Fizity]

Originally posted by Dundee Slaytern: quote: Originally posted by Madman-Rogovich: girls *can* do that too

But can they aim it?

Excluding help from devices.

Ignoring the fact that most men don't seem to be able to anyway.[/QUOTE]You'd better believe it!

[Dundee Slaytern]

Originally posted by Fizity: You'd better believe it!

Was going to say prove it, but... something tells me not to.