Cloudy's Cafe, a conversation zone-7/13/02

Originally posted by johnny: Thanks Someguy, i can use all the beer i can get today, it's like a microwave outside. Avi, i can't remember your buffalo theory, what thread was it in ?

For your benefit Johnny!

The Buffalo Theory

I have not heard anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin on Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only
move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is these lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[johnny]

Originally posted by Willard: [img]graemlins/alien10.gif[/img] __ [img]graemlins/abduct.gif[/img] Hey guys. I get the day off from work today because it's raining outside. How's it goin?

All is well Willard, how about you ? Btw, i just saw a music videoclip from a girl named Paulina, know her ? Anyway, she made me drop my beer and sit in front of the TV like...... whoa............whoa..............whoa............ ...whoa.......whoa, that was all i could come up with, damn !

[johnny]

Thanks Avi, i remember now, i was actually involved in that thread if i'm right (then again, i'm involved in almost every thread). Hm, i wonder why i'm not a rocketscientist by now, i must have killed every useless braincell in my head !

[Attalus]

Originally posted by johnny: Oh man, NO BEER ???? How can you survive when there's no beer ?

Easily. Martinis, well-made, make one forget there is a thing called "beer." Especially with one of Galadria's "special" olives. marinated in Jalapeno juice instead of brine.

Originally posted by Attalus: quote: Originally posted by johnny: Oh man, NO BEER ???? How can you survive when there's no beer ?

Easily. Martinis, well-made, make one forget there is a thing called "beer." Especially with one of Galadria's "special" olives. marinated in Jalapeno juice instead of brine.[/QUOTE]Ugh and ick even [img]smile.gif[/img] I'll have a bottle of Spring water thank you [img]smile.gif[/img] or in a pinch a RC Cola [img]smile.gif[/img]

[dizzy]

Hey there Avi! Welcome back! Sorry I missed you.

Good morning everybody!!! How are we all doing today?

[johnny]

Originally posted by dizzy: Hey there Avi! Welcome back! Sorry I missed you. Good morning everybody!!! How are we all doing today?

Excellent dude, drinking beer and doing nothing, what more can a guy ask for ?

[dizzy]

Man, I know this sounds petty, but I really hope I reach at least 1,000 posts before I leave for basic, at least then when I get home four months latter some people will still remember me!!!

[Azred]

Originally posted by Attalus: Morning, all. No beer at our house,we don't like it. Wine, Scotch, bourbon, gin, vodka, and vermouth, but NO BEER. Martinis, well-made, make one forget there is a thing called "beer." Especially with one of Galadria's "special" olives. marinated in Jalapeno juice instead of brine.

Are you sure? What in the world would I do without my dark beer? (None of that light stuff for me; you don't want to know what I call it [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) I've never had a taste for anything stronger. [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img]

Morning, everyone. [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img]

Originally posted by dizzy: Man, I know this sounds petty, but I really hope I reach at least 1,000 posts before I leave for basic, at least then when I get home four months latter some people will still remember me!!!

Naaa it's just as easy to forget a 1000 poster as it is a 100 poster [img]smile.gif[/img] If it helps we could all petition to have a national "We forgot Dizzy" Day [img]smile.gif[/img] J/K Have fun in Basic and just remember millions and millions of people made it through ahead of you....may not sound like much but 3 weeks in it will be a life saver