Alright..It's Another Blond Joke

Arvon · 10-21-2001, 10:57 AM

Blonde Down on Her Luck

A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself... "Brandi, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."

------------------
Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.

Neb · 10-21-2001, 10:58 AM

LOL! ROFL! Good one.

Wah · 10-21-2001, 02:51 PM

Okay..if we're going to be stereotypical......then I don't know whether i should post here or not? (hmmmm.......)

However, I DID hear about a blond who stared a carton of orange juice all day just before her exams.

My mate is a wizard on these kinds of jokes.

------------------

Arvon · 10-21-2001, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wah:
Okay..if we're going to be stereotypical......then I don't know whether i should post here or not? (hmmmm.......)

However, I DID hear about a blond who stared a carton of orange juice all day just before her exams.

My mate is a wizard on these kinds of jokes.

Yeah...she saw the word concentrate....

Reeka · 10-21-2001, 02:53 PM

*Reeka looking at her blonde hair* Hhhhmmmm...................blonde joke.

------------------
Order of the Holy Flame
Member of Clan HADB
Laughing Hyena
Clan Illuminati
Clan Liaison, IW Peace Keeping Force
Official Scribe, Clan TLFB

10-21-2001, 02:57 PM

Very good Arvon!
---------------

Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.

[This message has been edited by Byronas (edited 10-21-2001).]

Melusine · 10-21-2001, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reeka:
*Reeka looking at her blonde hair* Hhhhmmmm...................blonde joke.

*Mel stares at her own, which is naturally light blonde*

Aww, what does it matter, Reeka, we'll just let them believe what they want to believe about blondes until it is too late!

Good seeing you again, BTW - am back on a temporary posting-frenzy, I believe - blame it on Wah

------------------
Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

Kaz · 10-21-2001, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
*Mel stares at her own, which is naturally light blonde*
Aww, what does it matter, Reeka, we'll just let them believe what they want to believe about blondes until it is too late!

Good seeing you again, BTW - am back on a temporary posting-frenzy, I believe - blame it on Wah

Ditto *stares at long blond pony-tail (see pic on Stealthy's)* we'll let them think that we're stupid until we TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

How is the master plan coming along, anyway?

------------------

Sapphire Dragoness of ALSB
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe
Guardian of the Temple of Aerie (specialized in GenCon and BG)
Magess of Lady Lioness' Court
Saint of the SoS
Historian of IW
Most Illustrious Arch-Magess of the Illuminati
Lux omnis est
Once Upon A Paper Writer's Forum

Beaumanoir · 10-21-2001, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:

Quote:

Originally posted by Wah:
Okay..if we're going to be stereotypical......then I don't know whether i should post here or not? (hmmmm.......)

However, I DID hear about a blond who stared a carton of orange juice all day just before her exams.

My mate is a wizard on these kinds of jokes.

Yeah...she saw the word concentrate....

LOL!!! Concentrate... very witty! ROFLMAO

------------------
The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella

BINKY The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads

Wah · 10-21-2001, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
*Mel stares at her own, which is naturally light blonde*
Aww, what does it matter, Reeka, we'll just let them believe what they want to believe about blondes until it is too late!

Good seeing you again, BTW - am back on a temporary posting-frenzy, I believe - blame it on Wah

Wah stands happily, offering his majestic and wonderful queen...................the delight of a plateful of cut oranges......

------------------

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
another blond joke	TheCrimsomBlade	General Discussion	1	02-26-2006 01:10 PM
Another Blond Joke	TheCrimsomBlade	General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)	4	05-15-2003 07:34 AM
A Blond GUY Joke...	Garnet FalconDance	General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)	4	02-16-2002 01:54 AM
Tell all the blond jokes you want...	Lioness	General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)	13	01-29-2002 10:35 PM
16 Y/O dumb blond in need of help	seany	Baldurs Gate II Archives	6	08-18-2001 08:52 PM

10-21-2001, 10:57 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Blonde Down on Her Luck A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself... "Brandi, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket." ------------------ Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.

10-21-2001, 10:58 AM	#2
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	LOL! ROFL! Good one.

10-21-2001, 02:51 PM	#3
Wah Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: England Posts: 1,160	Okay..if we're going to be stereotypical......then I don't know whether i should post here or not? (hmmmm.......) However, I DID hear about a blond who stared a carton of orange juice all day just before her exams. My mate is a wizard on these kinds of jokes. ------------------

10-21-2001, 02:53 PM	#5
Reeka Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Birmingham, Alabama, USA Age: 70 Posts: 3,255	Reeka looking at her blonde hair Hhhhmmmm...................blonde joke. ------------------ Order of the Holy Flame Member of Clan HADB Laughing Hyena Clan Illuminati Clan Liaison, IW Peace Keeping Force Official Scribe, Clan TLFB

10-21-2001, 02:57 PM	#6
Byronas Guest Posts: n/a	Very good Arvon! --------------- Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them. [This message has been edited by Byronas (edited 10-21-2001).]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)