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Old 10-30-2001, 04:05 PM   #71
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Right, It Seems This Place Went To Heck When I Left!!! I'd Better Stick Around In Future!!!

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Old 10-30-2001, 04:06 PM   #72
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Originally posted by Davros:
Unfortunately, this interruption came at a bad time DM (glances a frown at Talthyr and Mr Nebulous ). Sigh, real life is calling - Davros must needs rest before his toils on the morrow. Curse the endless demands of work - good thing I love my job (usually).

Take care dear one (and ssshhhhhhh - let's keep this dalliance a seret from Aelia - you know how possesive she can get ).

It's no use, Infidel! The Goddess of Undress knows all that goes on when her Davros is nekkid! *The Goddess casts saggy bosoms on DragonMage* Now you, Davros, what shall your punishment be? Perhaps I shall be lenient just this once, no doubt all those Sugar School lessons went to your head

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Old 10-30-2001, 04:10 PM   #73
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It's no use, Infidel! The Goddess of Undress knows all that goes on when her Davros is nekkid! *The Goddess casts saggy bosoms on DragonMage* Now you, Davros, what shall your punishment be? Perhaps I shall be lenient just this once, no doubt all those Sugar School lessons went to your head


~Hiram steps in front of DragonMage at the last second and is hit with the spell. He now needs to wear a mansierre. (or a bro)~


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Old 10-30-2001, 04:14 PM   #74
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
It's no use, Infidel! The Goddess of Undress knows all that goes on when her Davros is nekkid! *The Goddess casts saggy bosoms on DragonMage* Now you, Davros, what shall your punishment be? Perhaps I shall be lenient just this once, no doubt all those Sugar School lessons went to your head
*DragonMage rolls for Save v. Saggy Bosoms: succeeds*

HAHA!!!! *DM levitates Aelia over the chocolate pool and dunks her in head first.*

Edit: LOL!!! ROTFL!!! Hiram!!! *catches breath* Don't worry, hon. It'll wear off in three rounds. You're my HERO! *smoochies*

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Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

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Old 10-30-2001, 04:17 PM   #75
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*DragonMage rolls for Save v. Saggy Bosoms: succeeds*

HAHA!!!! *DM levitates Aelia over the chocolate pool and dunks her in head first.*

Rooooaaaarrrr! I shall not be denied my vengeance! *Casts cellulite: thighs*

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Old 10-30-2001, 04:19 PM   #76
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Rooooaaaarrrr! I shall not be denied my vengeance! *Casts cellulite: thighs*
*Casts: Repel Cellulite/Reflection*

Cellulite spell rebounds and hits Aelia in the behind.

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Old 10-30-2001, 05:07 PM   #77
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Originally posted by DragonMage:
*Casts: Repel Cellulite/Reflection*

Cellulite spell rebounds and hits Aelia in the behind.

Davros staggers out of bed, rubbing sleep from his eyes. Ack, Aelia, what happened to you? Umm hold on, I can explain.......... .



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Old 10-30-2001, 06:21 PM   #78
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Old 10-30-2001, 10:16 PM   #79
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Quote:
Originally posted by DragonMage:
*Casts: Repel Cellulite/Reflection*

Cellulite spell rebounds and hits Aelia in the behind.

Silly naive DragonMage. As if I could be harmed by my own cellulite spell! The Goddess is vulnerable to many things, but cellulite is not one of them!!!!

But for that impudence, you must PAY!!!
*Casts anti-perk: buttocks on DragonMage*
*Casts facelift (before picture) on DragonMage*
And because you have truly angered the Goddess... *casts remove hair (hot wax):legs on Davros*

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Old 10-31-2001, 04:03 AM   #80
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:
Silly naive DragonMage. As if I could be harmed by my own cellulite spell! The Goddess is vulnerable to many things, but cellulite is not one of them!!!!

But for that impudence, you must PAY!!!
*Casts anti-perk: buttocks on DragonMage*
*Casts facelift (before picture) on DragonMage*
And because you have truly angered the Goddess... *casts remove hair (hot wax):legs on Davros*

AAaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! !!!!!!!! - you girls do that regularly????? - WHY!!!!!!!!



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