THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER 27th Edition

[Sazerac]

THE GAEL SERRAN EXAMINER

Sazerac, Editor
Contributing Photojournalist: Skywalker (Mark)

More Reports of the Killer Storm:
Pirate Ship Stranded Atop Pyramid

The killer storm that wreaked havoc throughout the Gael Serran some weeks ago still has had its effects upon the denizens of the land. As you will recall, a pirate vessel was stranded at the top of the Skull Castle from our first report. A report has finally reached us from the far distant Isle of Sands, where Talrik, of all people, finally got his ship dislodged by the storm, only to have it deposited on top of the pyramid of Lord Cet, displacing the evil lord's widely varying array of weathervanes.



Our reporter on the scene, Skywalker, was able to obtain this statement from Talrik:

"Don't know how I got here! All I know is the wind whipped up real strong, I got knock down by the boom, and when I woke up, here is where I landed" said Talrik. "I think I'll stick to raisin' and trainin' longtooth cats from here on in. The sea's been mighty unkind to poor old Talrik! I'll be stowin away me spyglass and stickin' to dry land!"

As this reporter left the scene a loud bellow was heard: "Hey! Aintcha goin' ta help me get down! I'm not too keen about bein' so high up here! Ya bleedin' landlubber! GET ME DOWWWWWNNNNnnnn"

It is uncertain as to whether or not the crusty pirate was able to maneuver himself down from the pyramid. As of yet, there is also no statement from Lord Cet as to the damages incurred on his beloved weathervanes, which seem to change as rapidly as the weather around here. It is our belief, however, that Lord Cet has got the better bargain, for one couldn't ask for a better, more durable, and seaworthy weathervane than that warship now sitting its keel above the pyramid. One musn't look a gift boat in the bow!

Keep watching for updates to The Gael Serran Examiner. Remember: Minds that need examining want to KNOW!

-Sazerac, Editor

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[RudeDawg]

LOLSFHKASARLMSFLBP => LAUGHING OUT LOUD SO FREAKING HARD KOOL AID SPOOGED AROUND ROOM LIKE MONEY SHOT FROM LOW BUDGET PORNO

OMIGAWD !!! That is too funny !

-The RudeDawg
"Let them come. Let them ALL come."

[BLKCat]

TOO funny Sazerac! And that picture! WOOHOO! That is hilarious! Thanks, I needed a good laugh!

BLKCat, still laughing

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[sageridder]

LOL My Dawg,love ya bro but the combo of that anagram and that version of your sig.
I mean Errg kinda makes you sound like the kinda guy to keep small children and sheep away from.(J/K)


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Love it!


Moni

[mikeyg123]

hilarious, but how? thats all how was it done?


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[adam warlock]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

ohhh... I just busted my gut from laughing... but it's worth it!

[Jafin]

ROFLMAO Sazerac!!!! I love it!!! Can't imagine what Talrik thought when he went whipping through the air!!! ROFL!!! Oh, can't breath!!! LOL!!! Oh I gotta stop laughing!!! Oh... whew... that's better.... *chuckle*

-Jafin *still can't quite stop laughing*

PS - It was probably done with a image editting program like Photoshop or Paint Shop Pro, mikey. Either that or there was a rather rare instance of a storm popping up!

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[RudeDawg]

Originally posted by sageridder: LOL My Dawg,love ya bro but the combo of that anagram and that version of your sig. I mean Errg kinda makes you sound like the kinda guy to keep small children and sheep away from.(J/K)

Hey ! Dirty old men need love too...

The RudeDawg
"Let them come. Let them ALL come."




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[Sazerac]

You will have to ask our reporter, Skywalker, for any inside "scuttlebutt" on what happened to precipitate such an *ahem* odd occurrence.

-Sazerac