BG2 Bar Part 5 - The Final Tavern Here

[caleb]

Caleb not liking being ordered around by some albino pointy eared limbo men tells them to bend over and look between their legs for a secret dimensional portal that the githyanki are hiding in then kicks their heads up their rear end. As they start to regenerate caleb runs behind cheesy for protection.

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

After unsticking their heads from their butts, they hear Caleb's whimpering behind the currently motionless Cheesy.
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"Wands set to Disintegrate"
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Point at cheesy
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And he spots them!
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A few minutes later, Cheesy is getting a bucket of water and mop to brush bits of Githzerai out of the front door while they regenerate

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
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Originally posted by Lord Shield: Fortuna knows Mel is a naughty elf - he's probably the one male in existence in a position to fully understand women (j/k) . S'boc goes up to Tess and waves a little device up and down him. "Hmm - strange lifeform"

OCC

Hey LS. You know Tess is a Succubus therefore being a female not male. And Tancred she is not evil. She is one og the few that are LG.

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By Clanggedin. What does a Dwarf have to do to get a drink around here. Say hi to my lover Tess.


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[Sigmar]

Everyone in the tavern stops suddenly, they hear something coming from a corner. It sounds like a small explosion but as if it were muffled by water. Then suddenly a door opens, the figure holding a newspaper in his right hand.
"The orc curry from last week kicked in, did Tiax miss anything?" asked the small figure.


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Sigmar has only one foe,
and he is Tiax!

[This message has been edited by Sigmar (edited 06-19-2001).]

Proper introductions are in order I think
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Lord Thought is another Old One. Without his essence, you would no more than an animal. He sponsored Lord Shield's ascendance in the old days. His spouse is Lady Courage, who has a large portion of her essence in Melusine. Hence Fortuna (LT) is Melusine's paramour
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There are 16 Old Ones, 8 Light (including Shield and Thought) and 8 Dark (some of whom have made cameo appearances)
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We also have the Githyanki equivalents of Kirk, Spoc and McCoy in the bar
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Think that covers it

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[Melusine]

hmm... a boyfriend that can read all my thoughts.... scary!



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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

[Sigmar]

Tiax walks away from lord shield towards Neb who from what
Tiax has heard declares Neb needs his divine help for the upcoming battle.
(Tiax is not the greatest of diplomats)


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Sigmar has only one foe,
and he is Tiax!

[Wah]

Originally posted by Sigmar: Everyone in the tavern stops suddenly, they hear something coming from a corner. It sounds like a small explosion but as if it were muffled by water. Then suddenly a door opens, the figure holding a newspaper in his right hand. "The orc curry from last week kicked in, did Tiax miss anything?" asked the small figure.

Wah starts mangling the Orcish Curry Lord hoping that his years of Arch Arcane Magic can match the wrath of the The Art Of Tandoori.

Alas, alas - Wah is hit with a critical chicken drumstick +4, his life is slowly sinking away.

But he eats the leg and finds that it has cured him again.

The Tandoori expert VS The Arch Lich still rages on.........



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The match looks close but even the Arch-Lich's magic proves less effective than the dread Curry Lord's Onion Bhajis. The Curry Lord temporarily blocks Wah with a Prismatic Fart, then casts "Runs" on Wah

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[Tancred]

Left propped up against a wall by Kiraleen, Tancred tries to wave a hand to attract attention but can't.
"Um... look, if it's not a bother, can someone get some WD40 or a canopener or something? My armour's rusted! STOP LAUGHING, KARNAS!"
"HOOOOOO, boy! You'd make a handy battering-ram, holy-boy!"