My pitiful attempt at a spam(i think that's it) - Page 3

Moridin · 06-08-2001, 11:30 AM

Oh have I got sibling stories!

I have one older sister that is the 'black sheep' of my entire family.

One of the best stories I have that shows her 'weird ways'

I got a phone call from her one evening. She said that her and her husband were at a Dairy Queen (ice cream shop) near my place, calling on the payphone there and they were wondering if they could stop in for a bit. I said sure that is fine. We gabbed for a bit (I assumed that my brother-in-law was in line getting ice cream), then I heard a click on the phone. I asked her what the click was and she said "hold on I have a call on the other line"
Turns out they weren't at the ice cream shop, they were at home

To this day I am still trying to figure out why she would lie and say she is at Dairy Queen

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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect from alphabet soup?

bilqis2 · 06-08-2001, 11:52 AM

Oldest of 8 kids here, 4 brothers and 3 sisters ... chief cook, housekeeper and bottlewasher from the time I was 7 so my mom could work.

I'm sure there are funny stories in there, but for the life of me I can't think of any right now.

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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons,
for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

(Yes, I AM at work now hehe)

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06-08-2001, 11:30 AM	#21
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	Oh have I got sibling stories! I have one older sister that is the 'black sheep' of my entire family. One of the best stories I have that shows her 'weird ways' I got a phone call from her one evening. She said that her and her husband were at a Dairy Queen (ice cream shop) near my place, calling on the payphone there and they were wondering if they could stop in for a bit. I said sure that is fine. We gabbed for a bit (I assumed that my brother-in-law was in line getting ice cream), then I heard a click on the phone. I asked her what the click was and she said "hold on I have a call on the other line" Turns out they weren't at the ice cream shop, they were at home To this day I am still trying to figure out why she would lie and say she is at Dairy Queen ------------------ Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect from alphabet soup?

06-08-2001, 11:52 AM	#22
bilqis2 Dungeon Master Join Date: April 8, 2001 Location: Minnesota Northwoods Posts: 65	Oldest of 8 kids here, 4 brothers and 3 sisters ... chief cook, housekeeper and bottlewasher from the time I was 7 so my mom could work. I'm sure there are funny stories in there, but for the life of me I can't think of any right now. ------------------ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. (Yes, I AM at work now hehe)

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