Southerner Joke

Timber Loftis · 10-28-2002, 06:13 PM

Three Southerners and three Yankees are traveling by train to the
Super Bowl. At the station, the three Northerners each buy a ticket and
watch as the three Southerners buy just one ticket.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
Asks one of the Yankees. "Watch and learn," answers one of the men from the South. They all board the train.

The three Yankee men take their respective seats but all three
Southerners cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after
the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He
knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please. "The door opens just a
crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The Yankees see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea,
so after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and
save some money.

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the
return trip, but see, to their astonishment, that the three Southerners
don't buy any ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a
ticket?" says one perplexed Yankee. "Watch and learn," answers the men from
the South.
When they board the train the three Northerners cram themselves
into a toilet and the three Southerners cram into another toilet just down
the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the Southerners
leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are
hiding.

The Southerner knocks on their door and says, "Ticket please".

(And I'm still trying to figure out how the South lost the war!)

Sir Goulum · 10-28-2002, 06:15 PM

LOL! Thats terrible!

Charean · 10-28-2002, 06:41 PM

That could almost qualify for a groaner foul.... LOL

John D Harris · 10-28-2002, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:

(And I'm still trying to figure out how the South lost the war!)

Them thar Yankees would ride trains with us back then

Paladin2000 · 10-29-2002, 02:18 AM

Read that joke before but it was beween the M$ people and the IBM people or was it the M$ people and the Oracle people? Nevermind...

LordKathen · 10-29-2002, 03:18 AM

Right on man!!

Ronn_Bman · 10-29-2002, 08:59 AM

That's a completely inaccurate assessment of Southerners, and I'm quite offended.

Any good Southerner knows you can easily fit four people into the bathroom and doing this with only 3 would be a waste.

[ 10-29-2002, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ]

10-28-2002, 06:13 PM	#1
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Three Southerners and three Yankees are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the three Northerners each buy a ticket and watch as the three Southerners buy just one ticket. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" Asks one of the Yankees. "Watch and learn," answers one of the men from the South. They all board the train. The three Yankee men take their respective seats but all three Southerners cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please. "The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Yankees see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip, but see, to their astonishment, that the three Southerners don't buy any ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Yankee. "Watch and learn," answers the men from the South. When they board the train the three Northerners cram themselves into a toilet and the three Southerners cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the Southerners leaves their toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the Yankees are hiding. The Southerner knocks on their door and says, "Ticket please". (And I'm still trying to figure out how the South lost the war!) __________________

10-28-2002, 06:41 PM	#3
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	That could almost qualify for a groaner foul.... LOL __________________ And then there were 6.

10-29-2002, 02:18 AM	#5
Paladin2000 Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: February 19, 2002 Location: Your guess is as good as mine. Age: 52 Posts: 1,728	Read that joke before but it was beween the M$ people and the IBM people or was it the M$ people and the Oracle people? Nevermind... __________________ (This is an invisible sig.)

10-29-2002, 03:18 AM	#6
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	Right on man!! __________________

10-29-2002, 08:59 AM	#7
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	That's a completely inaccurate assessment of Southerners, and I'm quite offended. Any good Southerner knows you can easily fit four people into the bathroom and doing this with only 3 would be a waste. [ 10-29-2002, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ] __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

10-28-2002, 06:15 PM	#2
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 8,985	LOL! Thats terrible!

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