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10-27-2002, 12:23 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
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Lesson About Whales
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. “Whales can’t swallow people,” the teacher said. “Even though they are large mammals, their throats are very small.” “But Jonah was swallowed by a whale,” the little girl replied. “That just can’t be,” the teacher said. “It’s physically impossible.” “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah,” said the little girl. The teacher looked down at her, smiled and asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
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10-27-2002, 12:24 PM
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Gold Dragon
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That so sounds like something I would have said. [img]tongue.gif[/img] ROFL!
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10-27-2002, 02:23 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
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Either that or my lit. teacher (Ms. Harvey) can ask him.
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10-27-2002, 03:02 PM
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Unicorn
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I thought he was eaten by a big fish and not a whale.
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10-28-2002, 12:04 AM
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Fzoul Chembryl
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Someguy wins the gold star! The text reads that Jonah was swallowed by a leviathan. This was understood as a "large" creature from the deeps of the waters. It was only later that leviathians became synonomous with whales.
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10-28-2002, 12:07 AM
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Set - Egyptian God of Chaos
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See that they're thinking about putting Jonah back in the All Blacks [img]smile.gif[/img]
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10-28-2002, 10:40 AM
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Zartan
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That is just too funny! Wouldn't it be nice if we could be quick thinkers like that and NOT get sent to the principles office.
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