Boys vs. Girls! A strategic battle of the sexes!!

Larry_OHF · 03-02-2002, 03:00 PM

[img]graemlins/matisu.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/funnysad.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hurura.gif[/img]

Long ago, a battle took place between the girls of Ironworks and the men. The men lost terribly, as Rikard and I remember. That was in the days of Master Lich Wah.

Now...a new generation of ladies has been borne.

The ancient Larry again calls forth all men to unite under the banner of Men. [img]graemlins/male.gif[/img]

The girls, they have already began to gather their force together to take over. Led by The Three...women everywhere are flocking to thier banner. [img]graemlins/female.gif[/img]

Thus, let the battle be joined!!!!!!!!

[img]graemlins/male.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whome.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/female.gif[/img]

[ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

TAOWolf · 03-02-2002, 03:14 PM

THE TERRIBLE TRINITY and their FOLLOWERS ACCEPT this pitiful excuse for male wannabe DOMINATION, and may the GODDESS have mercy on WHATS LEFT of your SOULS!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
[img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img]

SISTERS!!!! TIS TIME TO CAST THE ALMIGHTY-MEN FEARED--------

[img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] PMS FROM HELL SPELL [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/rambo.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/female.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/madhell.gif[/img]

[ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: TAOWolf ]

Sir ReGiN · 03-02-2002, 03:16 PM

Regin walks in with the fur-coat he wore in the "10k party" thread..
He leaves the two blonde virgins who accompanied him here, at the door, and walks up to Larry..
*Hola Mr. Larry! I'm here, where do I sign up? Oh, before I forget, there won't be any of that monkey business in this thread, will it?
He removes his sun-glasses...

LennonCook · 03-02-2002, 03:23 PM

If i were to join this,I would a)have another thread to go into at every oportunity, and b) Scare some of the girls off through the way that I RP...

The first one will be a good excuse to be on the net alot more (assignment [img]tongue.gif[/img] ), and the second one, well... count me in!!

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Talthyr Malkaviel · 03-02-2002, 03:26 PM

Talthyr pulls the devastating move 'sit ass in chair drinking beer' while in this state he is deaf to all the womens high pitched wails and protests, and after a certain amount of the beer drinking side, he will enter the trance phase, known as 'sat in chair- intoxicated' in this state he will be even more irritating and deaf to the women, and will be totally invulnerable to attack, the effects both physical and mental the next morning from the hangover and the inevitable 'sleeping on the couch' but it is important to start with a strong defence.

TAOWolf · 03-02-2002, 03:31 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Talthyr pulls the devastating move 'sit ass in chair drinking beer' while in this state he is deaf to all the womens high pitched wails and protests, and after a certain amount of the beer drinking side, he will enter the trance phase, known as 'sat in chair- intoxicated' in this state he will be even more irritating and deaf to the women, and will be totally invulnerable to attack, the effects both physical and mental the next morning from the hangover and the inevitable 'sleeping on the couch' but it is important to start with a strong defence.

This is in reference to said quote above highlighted in bold:

I don't know where you come from dear, but where I come from, women do not wail and protest, they just hit him over the head with a skillet and be done with it....*LMAO*

Beaumanoir · 03-02-2002, 03:33 PM

*Beaumanoir Walks In Carrying A Huge banner With The Male Symbol On*

"Come Forth Men To Fight Hags And Wenches!!
On The Fields And In The Trenches
For All The Glory Of The Males
Against The Girls We Shall Prevail!!"

TAOWolf · 03-02-2002, 03:34 PM

quote:
Originally posted by LennonCook:
If i were to join this,I would a)have another thread to go into at every oportunity, and b) Scare some of the girls off through the way that I RP...

The first one will be a good excuse to be on the net alot more (assignment [img]tongue.gif[/img] ), and the second one, well... count me in!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

HAHA, you haven't scared me off yet, old wizard .........

Casts "Druid's Yoke" on LennonCook, watching and laughing as he turns into an OX....You will need to ask
Neb about how to get out of that one!! (in this cast, you cannot talk, only bellow like an OX, have no powers, and only a friendly human can set you free)

Sir ReGiN · 03-02-2002, 03:41 PM

Regin sees Tao, and throws his fur aside, and quickly casts *up-staying toliet seat*!
'HA! Take THAT you female devil! Not even blonde..'
[img]tongue.gif[/img]

TAOWolf · 03-02-2002, 03:50 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Sir ReGiN:
Regin sees Tao, and throws his fur aside, and quickly casts *up-staying toliet seat*!
'HA! Take THAT you female devil! Not even blonde..'
[img]tongue.gif[/img]

looks down at her waist-length silver/blonde hair... [img]tongue.gif[/img] are you color-blind my dear? (note: when a Druid calls you dear, run my man, run very fast *L*).....hmmmm....*up-toliet seat* , eh?....her eyes flash momentarily, and she smiles, casting "No magazines in the toliet area allowed" *L*

03-02-2002, 03:26 PM	#5
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Talthyr pulls the devastating move 'sit ass in chair drinking beer' while in this state he is deaf to all the womens high pitched wails and protests, and after a certain amount of the beer drinking side, he will enter the trance phase, known as 'sat in chair- intoxicated' in this state he will be even more irritating and deaf to the women, and will be totally invulnerable to attack, the effects both physical and mental the next morning from the hangover and the inevitable 'sleeping on the couch' but it is important to start with a strong defence. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

03-02-2002, 03:31 PM	#6
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	quote: Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel: Talthyr pulls the devastating move 'sit ass in chair drinking beer' while in this state he is deaf to all the womens high pitched wails and protests, and after a certain amount of the beer drinking side, he will enter the trance phase, known as 'sat in chair- intoxicated' in this state he will be even more irritating and deaf to the women, and will be totally invulnerable to attack, the effects both physical and mental the next morning from the hangover and the inevitable 'sleeping on the couch' but it is important to start with a strong defence. This is in reference to said quote above highlighted in bold: I don't know where you come from dear, but where I come from, women do not wail and protest, they just hit him over the head with a skillet and be done with it....LMAO

03-02-2002, 03:33 PM	#7
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	Beaumanoir Walks In Carrying A Huge banner With The Male Symbol On "Come Forth Men To Fight Hags And Wenches!! On The Fields And In The Trenches For All The Glory Of The Males Against The Girls We Shall Prevail!!" __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

03-02-2002, 03:34 PM	#8
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	quote: Originally posted by LennonCook: If i were to join this,I would a)have another thread to go into at every oportunity, and b) Scare some of the girls off through the way that I RP... The first one will be a good excuse to be on the net alot more (assignment [img]tongue.gif[/img] ), and the second one, well... count me in!! [img]tongue.gif[/img] HAHA, you haven't scared me off yet, old wizard ......... Casts "Druid's Yoke" on LennonCook, watching and laughing as he turns into an OX....You will need to ask Neb about how to get out of that one!! (in this cast, you cannot talk, only bellow like an OX, have no powers, and only a friendly human can set you free)

03-02-2002, 03:41 PM	#9
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	Regin sees Tao, and throws his fur aside, and quickly casts up-staying toliet seat! 'HA! Take THAT you female devil! Not even blonde..' [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Take a look at your Promised Land<br />Your deed is that gun in your hand

03-02-2002, 03:00 PM	#1
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	[img]graemlins/matisu.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/funnysad.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hurura.gif[/img] Long ago, a battle took place between the girls of Ironworks and the men. The men lost terribly, as Rikard and I remember. That was in the days of Master Lich Wah. Now...a new generation of ladies has been borne. The ancient Larry again calls forth all men to unite under the banner of Men. [img]graemlins/male.gif[/img] The girls, they have already began to gather their force together to take over. Led by *The Three*...women everywhere are flocking to thier banner. [img]graemlins/female.gif[/img] Thus, let the battle be joined!!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/male.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whome.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/female.gif[/img] [ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

03-02-2002, 03:14 PM	#2
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	THE TERRIBLE TRINITY and their FOLLOWERS ACCEPT this pitiful excuse for male wannabe DOMINATION, and may the GODDESS have mercy on WHATS LEFT of your SOULS!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] SISTERS!!!! TIS TIME TO CAST THE ALMIGHTY-MEN FEARED-------- [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] *PMS FROM HELL SPELL* [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/rambo.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/female.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/madhell.gif[/img] [ 03-02-2002: Message edited by: TAOWolf ]

03-02-2002, 03:16 PM	#3
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	Regin walks in with the fur-coat he wore in the "10k party" thread.. He leaves the two blonde virgins who accompanied him here, at the door, and walks up to Larry.. Hola Mr. Larry! I'm here, where do I sign up? Oh, before I forget, there won't be any of that monkey* business in this thread, will it? He removes his sun-glasses...

03-02-2002, 03:23 PM	#4
LennonCook Jack Burton Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Bathurst & Orange, in constant flux Age: 37 Posts: 5,452	If i were to join this,I would a)have another thread to go into at every oportunity, and b) Scare some of the girls off through the way that I RP... The first one will be a good excuse to be on the net alot more (assignment [img]tongue.gif[/img] ), and the second one, well... count me in!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

03-02-2002, 03:50 PM	#10
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	quote: Originally posted by Sir ReGiN: Regin sees Tao, and throws his fur aside, and quickly casts up-staying toliet seat! 'HA! Take THAT you female devil! Not even blonde..' [img]tongue.gif[/img] looks down at her waist-length silver/blonde hair... [img]tongue.gif[/img] are you color-blind my dear? (note: when a Druid calls you dear, run my man, run very fast L).....hmmmm....up-toliet seat , eh?....her eyes flash momentarily, and she smiles, casting "No magazines in the toliet area allowed" L

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