Most Embarrassing way to die...

[Staralfur]

Originally posted by caleb: quote: Originally posted by Staralfur: LOL, thought you meant 'in game' ways of dying, (like getting my level 20 monk taken out by kobalds in BG2).

Losing to a bard would be the worst.[/QUOTE](I might have happened more than once)

Here's the full story about those Polish farmers. (it was a chainsaw, not a shootgun though, my mistake).
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Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed.
Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Europe's most macho man by cutting off his own head in 1995. Azninski, 30, had been drinking with friends when it was suggested they strip naked and play some "men's games". Initially they hit each other over the head with frozen turnips, but then one man upped the ante by seizing a chainsaw and cutting off the end of his foot. Not to be outdone, Azninski grabbed the saw and, shouting "Watch this then," je swung at his own head and chopped it off.

"It's funny," said one companion, "when he was young he put on his sister's underwear. But he died like a man."

[johnny]

i've heard of a weird story about this guy who survives a planecrash and then gets killed by a train six days later. Sounds almost like death felt he was being cheated and collected him a little later anyway.

[SomeGuy]

I have friend who's Grandma was talking to a woman and right after his grandma asked a question she fell backwards and died.She was dead right when his grandma started talkin to her!

[ 06-08-2002, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

[Bristowe]

Darwin Awards stories:

Some sword swallower who died after he accidently pushed the release button on the umbrella he just swallowed...Ouch

A woman farmer who was knocked off a cliff after her flock of sheep charged her motorcycle on which were bayles of hay...

There was also one abou three drunk dudes in cambodia who played russian roulette with an anti-tank mine...which obviously exploded killing all three of them...

[johnny]

Originally posted by SomeGuy: I have friend who's Grandma was talking to a woman and right after his grandma asked a question she fell backwards and died.She was dead right when his grandma started talkin to her!

lol maybe your friends grandma has a very bad breath ?

[andrewas]

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation has to be a leading contender. Kids, if you cant work out what that is your too young to know.

[Talthyr Malkaviel]

Heh- I've got to admit, AEA has got to be pretty embarassing, but I doubt you'd care if people found you dead.
Now what would be bad is if someone did that and was found unconscioyus.. that would hautnt ehmfor the rest of their lives.

[Madman-Rogovich]

About ten years ago in my town a worker fell in to one of the HUUUUUUUGEEE vats of poo an sewage in the local sewage works he died . that would suck soooo bad

[AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe]

the most embarassing way to die would be dressed in women's clothes doing pretty much anything, or to die with dirty undies, with skid marks and everything, thats pretty embarassing

[Megabot]

The most embarrassing way to die? I think if you are been living in a chest with only air suport and they trow six feet with rocks or something above you so you cant do anything and worms, ants and so on beginn to eat of your body when you are still alive MG that would be the worst thinking i have of an "horrible" dead!!!

[ 06-08-2002, 03:55 PM: Message edited by: Megabot ]