Do bananas have a soul? - Page 2

Talthyr Malkaviel · 05-21-2002, 04:20 PM

*Joins LS, and prays for the well-being of banana's across the world being mistreated at the hands of cruel inhumane Scotsmen*
He's... he's just evil *comforts his banana companion*

Sigmar · 05-21-2002, 04:26 PM

Those brave bananas should have a monument dedicated to them. Lor Shield, you must make oe for them out of toilet paper rolls and sea shells. GO NOW! (coughcheckPMcough)

Legolas · 05-21-2002, 04:27 PM

Yay! Finally I meet others who understand.

Bananas, squirrels and SBAs are not to be eaten for any reason ever at all whatsoever no way. Apples are okay as long as you finish them off quickly [img]smile.gif[/img]

johnny · 05-21-2002, 04:30 PM

yep, here we go again, another soul thingy. You know what has soul ? Me, on the dancefloor. A whole lotta soul brother !

Talthyr Malkaviel · 05-21-2002, 04:30 PM

No Legoflamb... once again you're so pitifully wrong... you shouldn't eat Banana's.. never!! But Squirrels and SBA's, they're up for grabs.. and they're so delicious!!!
*Starts to make a marble monument and puts a saddening wreath of banana skins at the foot.*
Rest peacefully my small yellow friends... *sniff*

05-21-2002, 04:34 PM

A banana shrine is required *coughreplieedPMcough*

Legolas · 05-21-2002, 04:37 PM

I weep for the bananas (and some apples) who have been most cruelly ripped away from their beloved families [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]
I weep for the lives of SBAs and squirrels lost [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]
I weep for the souls of misguided Talthys [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img]
And I'm going to whip you good for eating my friends! [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img]

Talthyr Malkaviel · 05-21-2002, 04:43 PM

No no no Legolas... I asked the banana saint on my shoulder, and he told me SBA's were only put here to give the humans something nice to eat, but he has told me that squirrels are better as pets, and that it's actually spelt squizzel (that's why I ate them, getting confused with another line in the Banana Book) so now I have a horde of pet suizzels, and I have my banana mentor... but SBA's are still to be eaten.

Legolas · 05-21-2002, 04:49 PM

I'd like nothing better than to show you the light, but this topic is about bananas and not SBAs. So I'll keep it short.
Even the unofficial Scottish Battle Armadillo homepage agrees with me here, and whoever created it is clearly an expert. So even if you have a banana on your shoulder telling you it knows why SBAs were created, this guy knows for sure. Hail him as a god, say you are sorry and maybe PB will forgive you for your crimes against SBA society [img]tongue.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 05-21-2002, 06:02 PM

it actually depends on whether the bananas wear Pajamas or not...

but seriously... when you pick a banana it starts to decay and die from being seperated from the host tree, only through powerfull fruitromancy can one keep a banana alive... originaly bananas are, in fact, green [img]smile.gif[/img]

05-21-2002, 04:20 PM	#11
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Joins LS, and prays for the well-being of banana's across the world being mistreated at the hands of cruel inhumane Scotsmen He's... he's just evil comforts his banana companion __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

05-21-2002, 04:30 PM	#14
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	yep, here we go again, another soul thingy. You know what has soul ? Me, on the dancefloor. A whole lotta soul brother ! __________________

05-21-2002, 04:30 PM	#15
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	No Legoflamb... once again you're so pitifully wrong... you shouldn't eat Banana's.. never!! But Squirrels and SBA's, they're up for grabs.. and they're so delicious!!! Starts to make a marble monument and puts a saddening wreath of banana skins at the foot. Rest peacefully my small yellow friends... sniff __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

05-21-2002, 04:37 PM	#17
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	I weep for the bananas (and some apples) who have been most cruelly ripped away from their beloved families [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] I weep for the lives of SBAs and squirrels lost [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] I weep for the souls of misguided Talthys [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] And I'm going to whip you good for eating my friends! [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] __________________ Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny!

05-21-2002, 04:43 PM	#18
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	No no no Legolas... I asked the banana saint on my shoulder, and he told me SBA's were only put here to give the humans something nice to eat, but he has told me that squirrels are better as pets, and that it's actually spelt squizzel (that's why I ate them, getting confused with another line in the Banana Book) so now I have a horde of pet suizzels, and I have my banana mentor... but SBA's are still to be eaten. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

05-21-2002, 04:26 PM	#12
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	Those brave bananas should have a monument dedicated to them. Lor Shield, you must make oe for them out of toilet paper rolls and sea shells. GO NOW! (coughcheckPMcough)

05-21-2002, 04:27 PM	#13
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Yay! Finally I meet others who understand. Bananas, squirrels and SBAs are not to be eaten for any reason ever at all whatsoever no way. Apples are okay as long as you finish them off quickly [img]smile.gif[/img]

05-21-2002, 04:34 PM	#16
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	A banana shrine is required coughreplieedPMcough

05-21-2002, 04:49 PM	#19
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	I'd like nothing better than to show you the light, but this topic is about bananas and not SBAs. So I'll keep it short. Even the unofficial Scottish Battle Armadillo homepage agrees with me here, and whoever created it is clearly an expert. So even if you have a banana on your shoulder telling you it knows why SBAs were created, this guy knows for sure. Hail him as a god, say you are sorry and maybe PB will forgive you for your crimes against SBA society [img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-21-2002, 06:02 PM	#20
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	it actually depends on whether the bananas wear Pajamas or not... but seriously... when you pick a banana it starts to decay and die from being seperated from the host tree, only through powerfull fruitromancy can one keep a banana alive... originaly bananas are, in fact, green [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

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