Are you a metrosexual? Find out here and vote!! - Page 2

Ziroc · 03-06-2003, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Thoran:
All I can say to that article is...

It's a joke... RIGHT? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Maybe in large cities this may be the trend... but I live in the boonies. My brother calls folks like those described in the article "cityfied"

You gotta hear my "Is this Scooters refund?" Prank Phone call!

Memnoch · 03-07-2003, 02:08 AM

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Originally posted by Ziroc:

Quote:
Originally posted by Thoran:
All I can say to that article is...

It's a joke... RIGHT? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Maybe in large cities this may be the trend... but I live in the boonies. My brother calls folks like those described in the article "cityfied"

You gotta hear my "Is this Scooters refund?" Prank Phone call! [/QUOTE]That bloke's definitely not a metrosexual.

The Hierophant · 03-07-2003, 06:47 AM

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Originally posted by Attalus:
LOL, the only interest that I have in my appearance is to avoid criticism from Galadria. I guess I am not metrosexual. I do cook, though. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Attalus, you are in all honesty THE most whipped husband I have ever 'met'!

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Irongrinder · 03-07-2003, 07:04 AM

It's hard to say, but Epona is right

I know enough men who are hetero who take care of their looks and all those kind of things, one of them is me. I can't say I don't use soap because of the skin, but I do spend time in the mirror on friday or saturday nights when I have to work at the nightclub. I also like to buy clothes and go to the gym, but I still like to play soccer. [img]smile.gif[/img]

quietman1920 · 03-07-2003, 08:12 AM

Epona is spot on (as usual). I'm wondering when the whole 'Metrosexual' marketing thing is going to start:

"Ladies! Are you pregnant and seeking a 'third option'? Come to our clinic for a free seminar on the New type of man: The Metrosexual. Yes, The Metrosexual is the Improved male: It never scratches in public, never spits, never uses foul language and is guaranteed to Never Embarrass You!!! The IQ Always exceeds 160, and it never has trouble holding a job or spending all his wages on you. The Metrosexual never forgets birthdays, anniversaries, or planned events and is always prepared for them. It never gets sick on or before your scheduled vaction, gives long back rubs while never asking for one in return, and is always happy. It never needs to see its friends or visit pubs and it never spends money that you don't approve of first. Best of all, Resentment for mistreatment has been completely bred out of it!

The Metrosexual can only be kind, loyal, and obediant as its primary focus is solely to make You happy! Ladies, don't you think you deserve the 'Metrosexual' option? Act now for the *free* built-in male locator feature and detatchable ball option...."

Sir Kenyth · 03-07-2003, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by The Hierophant:

Quote:
Originally posted by Attalus:
LOL, the only interest that I have in my appearance is to avoid criticism from Galadria. I guess I am not metrosexual. I do cook, though. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Attalus, you are in all honesty THE most whipped husband I have ever 'met'!

[img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Heyyyy! I cook!! Primarily because I'm a single father, and I like to eat! I do try to keep it to as much grilling as possible though.

*In a caveman voice* Fire, meat, GOOD! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bahamut · 03-08-2003, 08:50 PM

i guess i am in some way... hehehe i am vain sometimes... no very vain sometimes... [img]smile.gif[/img]

03-07-2003, 08:12 AM	#15
quietman1920 Avatar Join Date: January 6, 2003 Location: NJ, USA Age: 25 Posts: 550	Epona is spot on (as usual). I'm wondering when the whole 'Metrosexual' marketing thing is going to start: "Ladies! Are you pregnant and seeking a 'third option'? Come to our clinic for a free seminar on the New type of man: The Metrosexual. Yes, The Metrosexual is the Improved male: It never scratches in public, never spits, never uses foul language and is guaranteed to Never Embarrass You!!! The IQ Always exceeds 160, and it never has trouble holding a job or spending all his wages on you. The Metrosexual never forgets birthdays, anniversaries, or planned events and is always prepared for them. It never gets sick on or before your scheduled vaction, gives long back rubs while never asking for one in return, and is always happy. It never needs to see its friends or visit pubs and it never spends money that you don't approve of first. Best of all, Resentment for mistreatment has been completely bred out of it! The Metrosexual can only be kind, loyal, and obediant as its primary focus is solely to make You happy! Ladies, don't you think you deserve the 'Metrosexual' option? Act now for the free built-in male locator feature and detatchable ball option...." __________________ <b>\"In the darkest hour theres a light that shines on every human being...but one!\"</b>

03-08-2003, 08:50 PM	#17
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	i guess i am in some way... hehehe i am vain sometimes... no very vain sometimes... [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ http://makeallthedifference.blogspot.com http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-b.../ikonboard.cgi

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03-07-2003, 07:04 AM	#14
Irongrinder Avatar Join Date: June 8, 2001 Location: The forest Posts: 526	It's hard to say, but Epona is right I know enough men who are hetero who take care of their looks and all those kind of things, one of them is me. I can't say I don't use soap because of the skin, but I do spend time in the mirror on friday or saturday nights when I have to work at the nightclub. I also like to buy clothes and go to the gym, but I still like to play soccer. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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